>resale

If it isn't a macbook, it isn't holding value.

MacBooks hold value stupidly well I need to upgrade mine but I'm not about to drop $200 on one that's only three years newer

But anyway, if the Linux distro is too large, I might as well just run Tiny7

>too large

Wut

Hence why I want those repos around or less than 300MB

Puppy is that sweet spot, but it's a bit ugly due to it being only the one desktop environment

Mint is then highly customisable, but over 6x the size, and a larger memory footprint

I mean, nah.

I want that extra Firefox tab

dear, you can only polish a turd so much

which is why I'LL EAT THE TURD

IT'S PUPPY LINUX BABY

IT'S A MASTERPIECE

did you try bodhi on it ?

sure if its HDD space problem then 4gb can be too much

if its other parts of hardware then it should be okay on almost any antique what accepts cds too

@Tervy bodhi actually didn't boot the live cd

I just want to reserve as much resources as possible for actual files

debian netinst ?

(aka just use bunsenlabs)

then there is even more niche stuff like antix and stuff like that

or go full retard @PoliteSuka and use DietPI on it ?

Looks interesting

<https://github.com/MichaIng/DietPi/issues/1171#issuecomment-336522021>

quite tinkering but it does work

Hence why I said, just a ready to go ISO

Happy to do the install, but no 27 step process please

Lmao. Chink lad chinking the chinks never stops being funny

ok DietPi is useless

It's all command line

and I did install a desktop environment

@Tervy if I install Debian, does that make me a Lesbian

oh no

it needed non-free drivers for the wireless

guess I'll go fuck myself then

@Tervy Debian netinst is no good

>trying to install various flavors of Linux
>half of them don't work at all
>the other half all have various failings

Who could have seen this coming?

Yeah I only really understand Puppy Linux

i remember the time when i managed to get debian stable install to so bad state (without rmrfing everything ofc) that 20% time it found the screen and if it found the screen it didnt know what keyboard was

and other oddities

disk imaged that shit to friend for debug even the professional didnt know how and what the fuck

ahhh good times

I broke xubuntu trying to install nip keyboards for first time

but given that was back in debian 3.1

somewhere around 2006 i think ?

just when open office was new thing

didnt touch debian after that until 7 came out

Is it common for Amazon to fuck up the transportation and send your package to another state?

no

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1126767761839931392?s=19

Imagine getting clowned on by DSP

Time to pack it in

@Matthew not once but twice
https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1126723708972699648?s=19

Irrevocably and irredeemably BTFO

Dunno who he is but nice

>posting gore in a non-NSFW channel

Are all Germans brainlets or something

Ah a fellow /gif/ poster

I think I might have gotten everyone at work sick

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

@Matthew wew

What is it with these morons and not being able to post in the appropriate channels or not post gore

Euros aren't known for their intelligence, dear.

😏

@sdeck37

Huuuuuuh

Why g*d why

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

What happened

Dummy posted a /gif/ gore thread

Imagine going to /gif/ for any reason when /wsg/ exists for gondola posting

>he browses /tiktok/

I enjoy a good Ricardo thread very now and then

Also why are the vids getting taken off youtube

<:angeryturt:538725038346731540>

The only good rekt threads are the ones of criminals getting BTFO by by Law Abiding Citizens exercising their Second Amendment Rights 🤠 🇺🇸

> @Deleted User listens to "U Got That" unironically

Dear....

It is a good song for a rap song

>rap

Are you retarded?

i wonder what did i post yesterday that got deleted

What else would you call it?

Dance.

That's not a dancing song tho

Sorry, dear, you're a brainlet.

everything is a dancing song

how can you unironically call u got that rap

All songs can be danced to, but not all songs are dance.

all euros are gay

It's pretty much rap

https://youtu.be/cR2XilcGYOo

It's has a beat and someone talking

Mfw John would call this Rap, too

>It's has a beat and someone talking

<:GWlulurdWaitWhat:402868030918492160>

That's rap

A beat and someone talking

Okay, how would you characterize rap and why 'U got that' is not rap

>inb4 because he self characterises as EDM

Kanye self characterises as a classical musician

so everything is rap

Explain how "shook me all night long" by ACDC ISN'T rap, John

Talking, not singing

How old are you, again? Because this is 60 year old boomer tier ignorance

You kids with your rap music!

@Deleted User https://youtu.be/j3q4RZz-PfI

I know that song, John. She raps in English, Japanese, and French, with a chorus that's sang normally.

It was the wrong song but that proves my point, they identify as a pop band

Pop is a blanket term, numbnuts.

Indie pop band

There's pop rock, pop rap, pop country

Nothing involving rap

Indie pertains to their association with a record label, numbnuts.

There's indie pop, indie rap, etc.

Now who's splitting hairs

I never accused you of splitting hairs. I accused you of being wrong. And an idiot.

If only fedora was here, he would take the rap side and then you would change opinions put of sheer spite.

I don't know the name of the logical fallacy you're invoking, but it's stupid, and so are you.

It's okay baby doll.

The plague spawned from my womb maw will soon put you to rest

You're not doing a very good job power washing a slaughterhouse if all the goo is still there for you to slosh about it

Union labor <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

Saw this one on /k/ and it gave me a giggle.

I'm surprised tervy hasent ree'd about this yet

He normally hates fun things for good reasons

Hello, kettle

I don't like fun things for personal reasons

@sdeck

wtf

schiebe

He made one fatal slip

only the black part is input right?

Yep.

smart machine

It applies to discord mods too

obviously

https://www.facebook.com/Kustomikes/videos/2165859410165127/ I want one

imagine how many people u could kill just by having it on your lawn

>everything seems so foreign

I'm not a mod but I can sympathize

Wtf

@sdeck

Sighh

<:angeryturt:538725038346731540>

He's just cooling his heels after posting a gore thread for some fucking reason

nice pic matt

I can hear it

This is why I'll use Puppy

Because you're gay?

>82MB RAM

More like ram a dick down your throat you fucking poorfag

Wow ok

<:rescWtf:558364472398315550>

Wow John's unusually mean today

I guess he's sober.

Jesus

John post your computer's specs RIGHT NOW

<:deletdis:560200664794398741>

I am getting to perfect abv, soon my body will be a delicious treat for the person who kill and eat me

What the fuck

Also I mainly phone post, I have an old ThinkPad I think might work

Glass houses, John.

My current laptop has an a8 Apu with a16gb of ram.

My PC has 16 GB of ram, no need for more tbh

Yeah

Only reason my server has 34 gbbof RAM is because it actually uses it

Did that feel good, John? Being rude to a stranger for no reason?

How are you matt

I'm busting to shit and my manager is AWOL.

I've lost 12 lbs since I started my diet 10 days ago

<:rescSnow:558364428287082496> I'm enjoying some sake and watching TV.

Also that's nice

This trailmix bagel isn't that good

Im disappointed

a bagle with trail mix on it?

i cant say im surprised its not good, because it doesn't sound like something that would be

in it

not on it

i only got one cuz itt was so diffrent sounding

id have gotten a half dozen pretzel bagels but they didnt have them

in it?! that sounds *even worse*

it has raisins in it

its not bad

but hey, at least now you know

its just not as mind blowing as the french toast bagel i had yesterday

its fun to try new things, but it doesnt always pan out

i mean the bagel shop i went too had a huge selection

egg and everything tho

best bagels

yeah ive always been more into the savory bagles

everything is always top choice

oh shit mothers day is tomorrow what do I get??

A retroactive abortion

i thought it was on sunday

tomorrow is sunday where it matters

i see

order her something on ali and give her an IOU

that's lame tho

aliexpress giftcard

has to be something I can get locally

how about flowers

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two international date line you brainlet

moms love that gay shit

ill think about it

they're the most npc gift tho

Hire a male prostitute to show her a good time

they are also easy to get last minute

See if Krieger is in town

buy her a book

my mom loves it when i get her a book from her favorite trash author

my mothers birthday falls on mothers day some years

sucks

i havent gotten anything for my mom yet, i should see if there is a new book

Damn. The medical bill I've been dodging for 2+ years finally sent me a collection notice

But by waiting, they cut the bill in half, so I'm still a winner 😎

nice

Just go a bit more in debt for it

What's a little more debt to a burger?

Stay seething, dear

Those dicks are lucky I even paid at all. I was having shooting fucking pains in my left testicle for over a week, went in and they gave me scrotal ultrasound, accused me of fishing for painkillers, and billed me $990 and sent me on my way

thats rude of them

I paid the 400 for the ultrasound (which was done by interns who praised my nutsack as "beautiful" and "very symmetrical"), and told them to go fuck themselves on the other 590 for the "emergency room visit" and "Detailed consultation"

<:wizorblaugh:334498925061079040>

Niggas sent me a bill every month, then it went down to 300, and in the last 3 months down to 150

so I just paid the 150

American Bigthink wins again

you sure showed them (your nuts)

I do have a nice nutsack, not gonna lie

Have any of y'all ever shined a flashlight through your nutsack?

cant say that i have

You're missing out

ill give it a try somtime

Post it in <#189811441174446080>

>uber eats having a local promotion
>first three deliveries are free
>get a box of coffee and 4 crullers
Man, so this is the life Matthew lives

wtf is a cruller

oh its one of THOSE

WHOA

I wonder if they're having the same promo here

Also, @Pawp shine a flashlight through your scrotum and post the results