Did that feel good, John? Being rude to a stranger for no reason?

How are you matt

I'm busting to shit and my manager is AWOL.

I've lost 12 lbs since I started my diet 10 days ago

<:rescSnow:558364428287082496> I'm enjoying some sake and watching TV.

Also that's nice

This trailmix bagel isn't that good

Im disappointed

a bagle with trail mix on it?

i cant say im surprised its not good, because it doesn't sound like something that would be

in it

not on it

i only got one cuz itt was so diffrent sounding

id have gotten a half dozen pretzel bagels but they didnt have them

in it?! that sounds *even worse*

it has raisins in it

its not bad

but hey, at least now you know

its just not as mind blowing as the french toast bagel i had yesterday

its fun to try new things, but it doesnt always pan out

i mean the bagel shop i went too had a huge selection

egg and everything tho

best bagels

yeah ive always been more into the savory bagles

everything is always top choice

oh shit mothers day is tomorrow what do I get??

A retroactive abortion

i thought it was on sunday

tomorrow is sunday where it matters

i see

order her something on ali and give her an IOU

that's lame tho

aliexpress giftcard

has to be something I can get locally

how about flowers

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two international date line you brainlet

moms love that gay shit

ill think about it

they're the most npc gift tho

Hire a male prostitute to show her a good time

they are also easy to get last minute