Message from @Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck

Discord ID: 576566980610359296


2019-05-10 23:24:37 UTC  

that's lame tho

2019-05-10 23:24:46 UTC  

aliexpress giftcard

2019-05-10 23:24:47 UTC  

has to be something I can get locally

2019-05-10 23:25:17 UTC  

how about flowers

2019-05-10 23:25:23 UTC  

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two international date line you brainlet

2019-05-10 23:25:23 UTC  

moms love that gay shit

2019-05-10 23:25:45 UTC  

ill think about it

2019-05-10 23:25:54 UTC  

they're the most npc gift tho

2019-05-10 23:26:16 UTC  

Hire a male prostitute to show her a good time

2019-05-10 23:26:19 UTC  

they are also easy to get last minute

2019-05-10 23:26:28 UTC  

See if Krieger is in town

2019-05-10 23:28:59 UTC  

buy her a book

2019-05-10 23:29:21 UTC  

my mom loves it when i get her a book from her favorite trash author

2019-05-10 23:31:12 UTC  

my mothers birthday falls on mothers day some years

2019-05-10 23:31:12 UTC  

sucks

2019-05-10 23:31:15 UTC  

i havent gotten anything for my mom yet, i should see if there is a new book

2019-05-11 00:22:20 UTC  

Damn. The medical bill I've been dodging for 2+ years finally sent me a collection notice

2019-05-11 00:22:39 UTC  

But by waiting, they cut the bill in half, so I'm still a winner 😎

2019-05-11 00:29:08 UTC  

nice

2019-05-11 00:31:06 UTC  

Just go a bit more in debt for it

2019-05-11 00:31:20 UTC  

What's a little more debt to a burger?

2019-05-11 00:31:45 UTC  

Stay seething, dear

2019-05-11 00:33:56 UTC  

Those dicks are lucky I even paid at all. I was having shooting fucking pains in my left testicle for over a week, went in and they gave me scrotal ultrasound, accused me of fishing for painkillers, and billed me $990 and sent me on my way

2019-05-11 00:34:44 UTC  

thats rude of them

2019-05-11 00:35:17 UTC  

I paid the 400 for the ultrasound (which was done by interns who praised my nutsack as "beautiful" and "very symmetrical"), and told them to go fuck themselves on the other 590 for the "emergency room visit" and "Detailed consultation"

2019-05-11 00:35:45 UTC  

<:wizorblaugh:334498925061079040>

2019-05-11 00:35:51 UTC  

Niggas sent me a bill every month, then it went down to 300, and in the last 3 months down to 150

2019-05-11 00:35:59 UTC  

so I just paid the 150

2019-05-11 00:36:06 UTC  

American Bigthink wins again

2019-05-11 00:36:21 UTC  

you sure showed them (your nuts)

2019-05-11 00:36:37 UTC  

I do have a nice nutsack, not gonna lie

2019-05-11 00:36:51 UTC  

Have any of y'all ever shined a flashlight through your nutsack?

2019-05-11 00:37:05 UTC  

cant say that i have

2019-05-11 00:37:37 UTC  

You're missing out

2019-05-11 00:39:12 UTC  

ill give it a try somtime

2019-05-11 00:39:38 UTC  

Post it in <#189811441174446080>

2019-05-11 00:48:04 UTC  

>uber eats having a local promotion
>first three deliveries are free
>get a box of coffee and 4 crullers
Man, so this is the life Matthew lives

2019-05-11 00:50:42 UTC  

wtf is a cruller

2019-05-11 00:50:56 UTC  

oh its one of THOSE

2019-05-11 00:52:02 UTC  

WHOA

2019-05-11 00:52:11 UTC  

I wonder if they're having the same promo here