Message from @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

Discord ID: 576550050746859522


2019-05-10 23:14:41 UTC  

i cant say im surprised its not good, because it doesn't sound like something that would be

2019-05-10 23:17:32 UTC  

in it

2019-05-10 23:17:33 UTC  

not on it

2019-05-10 23:17:41 UTC  

i only got one cuz itt was so diffrent sounding

2019-05-10 23:17:48 UTC  

id have gotten a half dozen pretzel bagels but they didnt have them

2019-05-10 23:18:15 UTC  

in it?! that sounds *even worse*

2019-05-10 23:18:32 UTC  

it has raisins in it

2019-05-10 23:18:33 UTC  

its not bad

2019-05-10 23:18:37 UTC  

but hey, at least now you know

2019-05-10 23:18:44 UTC  

its just not as mind blowing as the french toast bagel i had yesterday

2019-05-10 23:19:07 UTC  

its fun to try new things, but it doesnt always pan out

2019-05-10 23:19:43 UTC  

i mean the bagel shop i went too had a huge selection

2019-05-10 23:19:47 UTC  

egg and everything tho

2019-05-10 23:19:50 UTC  

best bagels

2019-05-10 23:20:06 UTC  

yeah ive always been more into the savory bagles

2019-05-10 23:20:37 UTC  

everything is always top choice

2019-05-10 23:22:01 UTC  

oh shit mothers day is tomorrow what do I get??

2019-05-10 23:23:38 UTC  

A retroactive abortion

2019-05-10 23:23:38 UTC  

i thought it was on sunday

2019-05-10 23:23:53 UTC  

tomorrow is sunday where it matters

2019-05-10 23:24:03 UTC  

i see

2019-05-10 23:24:19 UTC  

order her something on ali and give her an IOU

2019-05-10 23:24:37 UTC  

that's lame tho

2019-05-10 23:24:46 UTC  

aliexpress giftcard

2019-05-10 23:24:47 UTC  

has to be something I can get locally

2019-05-10 23:25:17 UTC  

how about flowers

2019-05-10 23:25:23 UTC  

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two international date line you brainlet

2019-05-10 23:25:23 UTC  

moms love that gay shit

2019-05-10 23:25:45 UTC  

ill think about it

2019-05-10 23:25:54 UTC  

they're the most npc gift tho

2019-05-10 23:26:16 UTC  

Hire a male prostitute to show her a good time

2019-05-10 23:26:19 UTC  

they are also easy to get last minute

2019-05-10 23:26:28 UTC  

See if Krieger is in town

2019-05-10 23:28:59 UTC  

buy her a book

2019-05-10 23:29:21 UTC  

my mom loves it when i get her a book from her favorite trash author

2019-05-10 23:31:12 UTC  

my mothers birthday falls on mothers day some years

2019-05-10 23:31:12 UTC  

sucks

2019-05-10 23:31:15 UTC  

i havent gotten anything for my mom yet, i should see if there is a new book

2019-05-11 00:22:20 UTC  

Damn. The medical bill I've been dodging for 2+ years finally sent me a collection notice

2019-05-11 00:22:39 UTC  

But by waiting, they cut the bill in half, so I'm still a winner 😎

2019-05-11 00:29:08 UTC  

nice