only for marker

the actual handwriting is borderline elvish

also, how the hell did surprise become Überraschung

🤔

Just like that

Sipboiz rise up

Literally

btw how did four loko taste like

what's the closest sip flavor to it

@Hiruzen 4loko is booze, not sip

Rockstar punched

Too sweet for me

I just bought beer online

This is new

Shipped to your door?

Yes

What did you buy with?

What do you mean?

What service did you order beer with.

An online store

This nigga

Or you mean how I paid?

The name of the store

I use amazon to order big cases of beer, because fuck cycling back from the shop with that

drankgigant.nl

And for craft beer I just walk 5 mins down to my local beer shop

Ship only to nl, Belgium and Germany I think

I've got a pretty good beer store almost next to my house

Got one too, went to check and they didn't have what I wanted to try

So I got it online

My store pretty much stocks all the beers from the UKs biggest breweries, plus a few international ones

But only bigger brands like delirium from outside of the UK

>Anglo beer

😂 👌

Some of it's pretty good

You just have to find the right brands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvHES17cCLY

Inb4 obsessed

Nice, I have the euros trained to recognise their O B S E S S I O N without me saying anything.

Just after our own fucked up article 13

This is pretty based

India shot down one of its satellites in space with an anti-satellite missile on Wednesday, Prime Minister Narendra Modi said, hailing the country’s first test of such technology as a major breakthrough that establishes it as a space power.

India would only be the fourth country to have used such an anti-satellite weapon after the United States, Russia and China, said Modi, who heads into general elections next month.

India will be Superpower by 2020

superpooer

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Daily reminder that Indian battleships often have several inches of dirty, stagnant water rolling around in the decks, and Indian military doctrine involves higher ups not talking to their subordinates, so they don't know what's happening and the rank and file don't know what they should be doing

But yes, superpower by 2020 😂

indian battleshits

<:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938>

<@&209260592911876096> can we get this emoji

stfu

no u

go back to <#365921969004216320>

Daily reminder that a culture of cheating is extremely prevalent and accepted in India, so poos often enter the workforce completely unprepared and ignorant of the subject they have a degree in, undercutting legitimate laborers

But yes, superpower by 2020

😂

@Matthew Got any sources for those claims?

I would really like to read more

@StickyDonutHoleshttps://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/LessCredibleDefence/comments/9uwqzk/iama_us_naval_officer_who_spent_5_days_onboard/

Literally just google culture of cheating india

What is your opinion about their war capability?

Truthfully, after touring their ship extensively I would be very much surprised if the majority of their armament even successfully fired, let along hit anything.

😂 😂 😂

@Sdeck37 @Matthew Thank you, both of you

Thank you for doing the needful, sir love from India

Are you pajeet?

No no, sir, my name is Ranjeet. I just am thanking you for doing the needful sir please thank you rate five stars

yes, black fat monkey veri funny sir

"Whoever said this must be a Paki!"

Like clockwork.

Heh

The absolute STATE of euros

What's the problem with that?

It's not a hard limiter anyway

>using a new car

oy you have your license to drive 55?

Nah, actually it only limits the cruising speed, you can still push on the accel to override it

Though automobile associations worry about some drivers feeling like "well as long as I'm at the limit I'm safe right?"

I'm more concerned about EU imposing black boxes in cars

(still not voted but EU is thinking about it)

Odd occurrence @ train today. Two teenage akbar girls sat down in the same 4-seat unit as me, on the opposite two seats. Nothing particularly weird about that, as such, but 12 minutes into a 16 minute journey, one of them hops over and sits next to me, and the other one starts making panicked akbar noises.

OK I added it

<:remthink:560491891498418176>

<:deletdis:560200664794398741>

Hey

I voted no

This is massive homo sex from you porco

Also the Indian service rifle is supposed to be a copy of the AK 47 but they somehow managed to fuck it up so serverly no one who would actually use a gun carries one, they use AKs

https://twitter.com/SpongeBob/status/1110907085615697925?s=09

glad I grew up watching woke cartoons

Did anyone here ever get a gaming chair?

Those weird chairs in a racing style

And if yes, are they more comfortable than usual office chairs?

I'm especially looking at the noblechairs "EPIC"

Because I can get it about half priced

@porcothey are not more comfortable. They will destroy your lower back. They're made to look cool on stream

Just like real racing chair isn't made to be comfy, it's made to stop you from dying if you crash.

And gaming chairs are supposed to help you survive gaming?

yes

Gaming has a 100% mortality rate. <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

Fun fact: 100% of gamers die

<:remthink:560491891498418176>

Sitting in the cafeteria doing paperwork, and this lady is interrogating her husband about every. Little. Thing. "Are you hungry? Are you thirsty? Do you want a coke? What about diet coke? Water? What time is it? Have you gotten any texts? When is the last time joe called? Do you have appointments next month?"

One question after the other

No wonder old men end up murdering their wives

>American women

Very sad!

*Sad!*

Okay thanks for coming to my TED talk

0% of gamers die

because gamers don't die

they respawn

They respawn

Fuck

got pked in detroit lost 15m and my dragon dildo o fuckkk

@Matthew i mean you do work in a hospital, guy might have gotten a bad diagnosis and she's trying her best to do something even though she knows she can't do much.

@johnfrum naw my man, he was here for an eye clinic appointment. He had his eyes dilated and he just wanted to enjoy his BLT

>interrupting someone's BLT moment

are american women really like this?

Man

the letter from my penpal is so wholesome

Show stamp

she didnt send one with a stamp

its the friend im buying a stamp for

my stamp stuff is at work

ill type up a reply in the morning

@Pawp show us her nudes bitch

I actually do have a photo of her but Fuck no im not sharing it

its not a nude it just a general photo

> he doesn't even have nudes

*Sad!*

but i dont want her nudes 🤔

I want theemotional satisfaction of digging inside of her head

John didn't understand this when I told him I have the same interest

Emotional voyeurism is the best.

https://youtu.be/ZN0CIQhbqNw

its comfy to just be able to just ramble in a letter and ask hjow someone half a world away is doing

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

Don't tell me you're talking to a EURO

<:deletdis:560200664794398741>

<:kms:327934280619655179>

No shes an american

<:deletdis:560200664794398741>

<:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>

majority of my penpals are american

i have one kiwi tho

Then how is she half the world away

Are YOU euro?

<:deletdis:560200664794398741>

No im an american

i was talking in jest.

<:deletdis:560200664794398741> <:deletdis:560200664794398741> <:deletdis:560200664794398741>

it doenst matter if shes a town over or two countries over if im never going to visit

might as well be worlds away

i have to go make dinner tho, porterhosue steaks <:shark_chink:230982717200793600>

>he hasn't been laying the groundwork for the eventual bootycall

*Sad!*

>eventual booty call

NOPE

im using her to fufil myself emotionally so i can contineu to shut people out of my life irl

its comfier

How John-like

I have a happy interpersonal life

<:deletdis:560200664794398741>

@johnfrum how many friends do you have

irl friends

tfw have around 10

they are all I need tbh

quality > quantity

@Matthew do you have a gorillion friends matt?

I have 10ish as well. Plus 30ish internet buddies

Depends on the definition, in terms of people I can ask for something from and reasonably expect them to say yes while also reciprocating the favors, 8

Wednesday Night Sippin': New Sips on the Block Edition

https://amp.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/police-incident-at-melbournes-cbd-flagstaff-station/news-story/90b7bbb94148c626d34c64ce24d5d4d5

ahahahaha oh wow

Lmao

>someone might have a gun
>force everyone into a massive bottleneck at stations

Herd Animal thinking

Too many chinks there is contagious, I guess.

Cotton Candy flavored sip is 😖

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck Nekomonogatari is only 4 episodes?

yep

Huh.

And the torrents I'm finding for Monogatari second series is all in one, 26 episodes. Why are yours separated into arc folders? Just because?

i tasted some weird sips today

blu day (watermelon) and blu mojito

i think they're polish, anyway

mojito is my new favorite

more or less, the torrent I got had them separated like that

they're broadcasted as one season, you just watch the arcs in the order they're aired

so it doesn't matter, really

right on

Anyone tasted the new mango monster?

It's alright

which one?

Mango

mango loco?

or the

other punch one

or some straight up mango one

Bahahaha

My thumb slipped while I was disassembling a broken power bank, and I would've cut the shit out of myself if the knife I was using wasn't dull as shit

thank god for small miracles, I guess

Well, back to using the same knife as a prying tool

There's a joke here that you carry a dull knife

But good for you

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

Oh, I was using an older knife so I didn't get adhesive on my edc knife

How tacticool is it?

@Sdeck37 https://www.gearbest.com/pocket-knives-folding-knives/pp_218993.html?wid=1433363#goodsDetail

you tell me

>Axis Locking Function Survival Tool

Points to geargoy not giving a fuck

But check out this bad boi

https://ksr-video.imgix.net/projects/2719529/video-727506-h264_high.mp4

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

😬

It's a pen

Good job, John!

Now, what sound does a cow make?

5 more 18650s, but one or more of them is bad, apparently. Time to charge them to find out which.

mfw I could've been at the station earlier

turns out it was some musician

https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/police-incident-at-melbournes-cbd-flagstaff-station/news-story/90b7bbb94148c626d34c64ce24d5d4d5

what a fucking joke

The absolute STATE of nogunz countries

>we adjust our behaviour to that of abused dogs and take people's guns away
>but we also banned any talk of the shooter and are arresting anyone who shares the video
>so the shooter really lost

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

Surprise, police are fucking retarded

I'm just not sure why some people's reaction to bad things is to castrate themselves.

>people used to sleep in coffins

I knew my idea was a good one.

If that bed were bigger I'd find that quite comfy

Stupid medieval people had short beds because they slept upright

No, the idea is to keep it as small as possible.

Also being upright makes more sense than sleeping reclined when the chance of insect infestation was much more prevalent

For them lying down flat was like tempting death, or some superstitious shit like that

Sleeping pods are comfy as an idea

Fair enough, though I imagine there were reasons that were founded on superstition that actually made sense in some other ways

Been in one once in Korea

One of those pod hotels

Really comfy if you don't have claustrophobia

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck Nekomonogatari was meh, because, once again, Hanekawa is worst girl by far

Claustrophobics are dumb, there is nothing comfier than sleeping under your bed

@johnfrum sure there is!

Sleeping under someone else's bed.