Because I can get it about half priced

@porcothey are not more comfortable. They will destroy your lower back. They're made to look cool on stream

Just like real racing chair isn't made to be comfy, it's made to stop you from dying if you crash.

And gaming chairs are supposed to help you survive gaming?

yes

Gaming has a 100% mortality rate. <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

Fun fact: 100% of gamers die

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Sitting in the cafeteria doing paperwork, and this lady is interrogating her husband about every. Little. Thing. "Are you hungry? Are you thirsty? Do you want a coke? What about diet coke? Water? What time is it? Have you gotten any texts? When is the last time joe called? Do you have appointments next month?"

One question after the other

No wonder old men end up murdering their wives

>American women

Very sad!

*Sad!*

Okay thanks for coming to my TED talk

0% of gamers die

because gamers don't die

they respawn

They respawn

Fuck

got pked in detroit lost 15m and my dragon dildo o fuckkk

@Matthew i mean you do work in a hospital, guy might have gotten a bad diagnosis and she's trying her best to do something even though she knows she can't do much.

@johnfrum naw my man, he was here for an eye clinic appointment. He had his eyes dilated and he just wanted to enjoy his BLT

>interrupting someone's BLT moment

are american women really like this?

Man

the letter from my penpal is so wholesome

Show stamp

she didnt send one with a stamp

its the friend im buying a stamp for

my stamp stuff is at work

ill type up a reply in the morning

@Pawp show us her nudes bitch

I actually do have a photo of her but Fuck no im not sharing it

its not a nude it just a general photo

> he doesn't even have nudes

*Sad!*

but i dont want her nudes 🤔

I want theemotional satisfaction of digging inside of her head

John didn't understand this when I told him I have the same interest