Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 560539749471748097


2019-03-27 16:54:05 UTC  

Hey

2019-03-27 16:54:08 UTC  

I voted no

2019-03-27 16:54:19 UTC  

This is massive homo sex from you porco

2019-03-27 16:56:28 UTC  

Also the Indian service rifle is supposed to be a copy of the AK 47 but they somehow managed to fuck it up so serverly no one who would actually use a gun carries one, they use AKs

2019-03-27 17:04:11 UTC  

glad I grew up watching woke cartoons

2019-03-27 17:26:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/560514927526281223/image0-47-1.png

2019-03-27 18:01:41 UTC  

Did anyone here ever get a gaming chair?

2019-03-27 18:01:49 UTC  

Those weird chairs in a racing style

2019-03-27 18:02:04 UTC  

And if yes, are they more comfortable than usual office chairs?

2019-03-27 18:04:42 UTC  

I'm especially looking at the noblechairs "EPIC"

2019-03-27 18:05:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/560524724975960064/1550959026944.png

2019-03-27 18:05:13 UTC  

Because I can get it about half priced

2019-03-27 18:23:46 UTC  

@porcothey are not more comfortable. They will destroy your lower back. They're made to look cool on stream

2019-03-27 18:24:54 UTC  

Just like real racing chair isn't made to be comfy, it's made to stop you from dying if you crash.

2019-03-27 18:52:19 UTC  

And gaming chairs are supposed to help you survive gaming?

2019-03-27 18:56:29 UTC  

yes

2019-03-27 18:56:33 UTC  

Gaming has a 100% mortality rate. <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

2019-03-27 19:04:20 UTC  

Fun fact: 100% of gamers die

2019-03-27 19:04:49 UTC  

<:remthink:560491891498418176>

2019-03-27 19:04:50 UTC  

Sitting in the cafeteria doing paperwork, and this lady is interrogating her husband about every. Little. Thing. "Are you hungry? Are you thirsty? Do you want a coke? What about diet coke? Water? What time is it? Have you gotten any texts? When is the last time joe called? Do you have appointments next month?"

2019-03-27 19:04:57 UTC  

One question after the other

2019-03-27 19:05:18 UTC  

No wonder old men end up murdering their wives

2019-03-27 19:05:19 UTC  

>American women

2019-03-27 19:05:23 UTC  

Very sad!

2019-03-27 19:05:27 UTC  

*Sad!*

2019-03-27 19:06:43 UTC  

Okay thanks for coming to my TED talk

2019-03-27 19:06:50 UTC  

0% of gamers die

2019-03-27 19:06:56 UTC  

because gamers don't die

2019-03-27 19:06:59 UTC  

they respawn

2019-03-27 19:07:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/560540296216313856/HeathJoker.png

2019-03-27 19:07:07 UTC  

They respawn

2019-03-27 19:07:09 UTC  

Fuck

2019-03-27 19:19:13 UTC  

got pked in detroit lost 15m and my dragon dildo o fuckkk

2019-03-27 19:30:32 UTC  

@Matthew i mean you do work in a hospital, guy might have gotten a bad diagnosis and she's trying her best to do something even though she knows she can't do much.

2019-03-27 21:05:23 UTC  

@johnfrum naw my man, he was here for an eye clinic appointment. He had his eyes dilated and he just wanted to enjoy his BLT

2019-03-27 21:25:09 UTC  

>interrupting someone's BLT moment

2019-03-27 21:25:15 UTC  

are american women really like this?

2019-03-27 21:35:03 UTC  

Man

2019-03-27 21:35:07 UTC  

the letter from my penpal is so wholesome

2019-03-27 21:35:23 UTC  

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