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Look he was being a fag

he wanted to discuss a technical topic

and he didn't want to hear other opinions

This is the second time you chased him away you cumslurper

he was basically behaving like 90% of the internet

I'd take 4 of him over 1 of you

99*

>posts a photo of a monkey

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Okay basically, I'm monkey

Oh FUCK

This is what happens when GF does all the cooking and I do all the shopping

I'm gonna open it, lads

Drink it too, possibly

Mmmm, yogurt

And let us know if it's good as an alternative form of laxative

Oh my god the smell

What were you expecting?

Lavender?

Huuuuh Patrick RIP

Oh my GOD there's more

Don't bully gf

😢

I literally haven't been in my own fridge in months, Jesus fucking Christ

@Matthew instead of drinking Monsters by the gallon maybe drink a little more milk

then you wouldnt have this issue

I can hear the chunks sloshing around, I'm not opening this one.

http://i.imgur.com/khvoeu2.jpg

Why g*d why

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Matt

No

Refrigerator retard bacterial and mould growth but doesn't stop it

When was the last time you wiped down your fridge with disinfectant

Frum

Don't bully matth gf

😢

@porco it's absolutely wonderful thank you

Gf is the cook around here, I haven't been in this fridge in ages

But I'm gonna do that now. Say, should I use a belt or a stick when I'm beating my wife

@johnfrum when's the last time YOU disinfected your fridge?

found a friendo in Apex to carry me (but Im not lagging that much behind)

feelsgoodman

Two weeks ago, I do it every four.

I use a fourth of a cup of bleach per gallon of water after wiping it down with soapy water.

@johnfrum thanks for the advice. Gf is a planner nerd, so I will ~~force~~ ask her to add fridge cleaning to her routine

Some people use less but there was a mould/ ant problem behind the drawers when I moved in that I don't want to repeat.

I have literally never seen an ant or a spider up here. It's great.

Just house centipedes

Maybe these two observations are related.

Every year there is a migration from my swamp basement to my living area. I think they either live in the wood or behind the cinder blocks

If you ever get convinced they're living under your skin, that's when you'll know the mold problem is back

I will give the ants credit, they were remarkably resourceful in finding a way into the fridge and to the constantly replenishing food drip/ mould feed.

I felt bad killing them

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John "Ender" Frum

I really need to incorporate unplugging the fridge and cleaning the exterior but I have a limit for my autism, even if I would realistically only need to do that like every 6 months

John "Playing Gods" Frum

>belt or stick

Stick it in the wrong hole

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@SenPyro this week I only have the choice between Bloody and Muddy

Make it muddy with her blood

Oh, that's an "and"

Well, have fun then

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>period sex

delet pls

@Julian looks like the Steins; Gate opening

Amazon... <:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>

Recommendations & Popular items: Velcro cable ties, lighter flint, water bottle, tactical tomahawk.

Amazon demands you go innawoods

@Tribit 😘 be nice to @Sdeck37 he is German, he doesn't know any better

Mods being gay again

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go do something productive

sigh

I probably should

https://i.redd.it/t5fbr3vhp3k21.jpg

Very low effort meme, not to mention old

its new to me

uwu

@Julian Jokes aside, why would you spend 200bucks on a scooter that makes you look like a hipster? Also definitly a proper lamp

the worst about the NPC meme is that it's being used in a NPC way

its a gift for me mum

All NPCs do XYZ can be said by an NPC

Admittly pretty wholesome

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electric scooters are for people who have found mates or are satisfied without one.

oh nvm its for your mom

@Sdeck37 see that's a much better response

proud of ya

You meant that NPC memes are used by actual NPCs, right? @porco

All memes are NPC

If you're repeating an established and formatted joke, it is npc behavior

and calling out npcs doesnt make you non npc either

Everyone is an NPC to others

@Julian | \❌ | This server prohibits invites from being sent. Your message has been deleted.

oh

invite in description

Nothing gay in holding hands with a bro

WAR

IS

HELL

God that song is infuriating, japanese make terrible music

@johnfrum what song

the one nicebear posted

Nicebear is dead, you senile old man

https://youtu.be/F64yFFnZfkI

What's so bad about it?

i hum the first couple notes without thinking about it and then the rest gets played in my head

https://youtu.be/pMSAvNPafXU

only song i could find off this album without a big anime tiddy in it

still has anime tiddy in it, just censored

did they pick some random chinese lady who was hawking veg and fish to scream a song they wrote?

what did hiroshimoot do?

why are some posts indented??

that song is bad and you should feel bad @gecho

weeb punk jazz is beautiful

don't u disrespect it

this sounds like they are trying to be female japanese primus

especially with the way the lyrics are traslated

>John likes primus

i know of primus

He's John the Fisherman!

and I like some of thier songs

south park theme song 😎

top tier music

Happy faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation

Ample parking day or night, people spouting "howdy neighbor"

Poor John.

He didn't grow up to be a harvester of the sea

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the only part of the song I liked was when she was being paranoid about people looking at them and that was only one line.

Who wrote "institutionalized"

Suicidal tendencies. What a good song.

``She called my name and I didn't even hear it
And then she started screaming, 'Mike, Mike'
And I go, 'What, what's the matter''
And she goes, 'What's the matter with you''

I go, 'There's nothing wrong, mom'
And she goes, 'Don't tell me that, you're on drugs'
I go, 'No, mom, I'm not on drugs, I'm okay
I was just thinking you know, why don't you get me a Pepsi'

And she goes, 'No, you're on drugs
I go, 'Mom, I'm okay, I'm just thinking'
She goes, 'No you're not thinking, you're on drugs
Normal people don't act that way'

I go, 'Mom just give me a Pepsi, please'
All I want is a Pepsi and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi
And she wouldn't give it to me, just a Pepsi``

Tfw mom wouldn't give you a pepsi

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speaking of cringe

@johnfrum yes, speaking of cringe, @porco chased @sum away again.

what?

oh, nerd shit

i swear porco is as much an abrasive autist regarding those things as you, if not more.

Yes, but I have never chased someone out of the server, let alone twice.

cursed kirby

this better be from a crime scene because of this is your car I will petion for your ban.

dw, it's not my car

it's from a car crash my friend was involved in

That *sucks*

Demolition *kirby*

oh, thats from a recently spilled drink

i thought aomeone lived in that filth

or drove in it

Stop judging people, homo

if someone has a car that dirty they don't deserve to own a car

or anything

Why is Xiaomi such a fucking piece of shit

>try to login to yeelight app
>can't remember pass
>try to reset 50 times
>verification email never arrives
>try to make new one
>couldn't create account

Can't you just log in through google?

I don't see such option

Which server are you using?

Only Facebook

Gercuck server

Try the based american server

American doesn't give me google option either

Huh. Weird

Chinked

>botnet lights

I thought higher of you, Mill

Oh great, it finally sent the email

I'm just using it because at my parents' place I have no other options

Only full blown light or that

>Matthew getting BTFO'd by being compared to Porco

How will he ever recover?

Wait, what?

Did you get discord scroll'd?

No, he's drunk

ignore him

Weird.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357242549280178177/554488510137106452/1552268367165.png

i wanted more than anything just to hold a microwave

@pie the innocent hey buddy, how about not acting like a faggot in <#287939846662651906>

🖕🖕 got a hot deal for you right here

Ooooh, you little slut!

@pie the innocent talk that shit again and I'll bust your cheeks and split your wig

>Apple is mad at Qualcomm for charging extra money for using their patents

>Qualcomm charges by percentage so cheap phones can get patents for cheap

>Apple keeps raising the prices of their phones so they have to pay the highest prices for the licenses

LOL

https://9to5mac.com/2019/03/07/apple-qualcomm-witness-tampering/

>apple argues that in the iphone 7 64 gb and iphone 7 256 gb all use the same parts but the 256 GB version costs more in licensing fees is not fair

Qualcomm could just pull their patent rights and force apple to shutdown all device parts using those patents ?

they could

apple sued them and they've shut down sales for their phones in some regions

Just image in my mind is hilarious about all the dead in water idevices

the hilarious thing is that Qualcomm is being fair

by charging a % cost, this allows all phone companies to exist and use their patents without problems

and Xiaomi can release cheap phones since they only have to pay a small % of the patent fee

but since apple keeps hiking the price up

they have to keep paying higher fees

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbJ63spk48s

why have I only discovered this now <:thenk:329322130804047872>
shit bangs

gay

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Kx8Jlz4oAY

lol americans already buy stuff in bulk from alibaba and reselling it through amazon

there's no point in alibaba setting up shops in america

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me on the top right

@Matthew this is some incel shit

MGTOW!

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@Tribit yes, yes it is.

Monday Mornin' Sippin'

Drink more milk

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Drink less energy drinks preferably 0

More Yar, Matthew? That's bad for your health

@spaqin 68 grams of sugar in this can, it has to be healthy

One gram off from being nice

😎 <:boomer:480046032546168863>

There were no boomer sips so this has to do

those are some girly hands

Ur just jelly

@Millwood hello fellow sipper

<:boomer:480046032546168863> 😎

Sip gang rise up

I think the air vent in my stock room has mold coming out of it.

@johnfrum

xd

@SenPyro would you rather Squee or XD

Squeexd

Cursed answer

4.0 GHz @ 1.3675 v

On my first gen ryzen