Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 554376361792241666
he was basically behaving like 90% of the internet
I'd take 4 of him over 1 of you
99*
>posts a photo of a monkey
<:thinkturt:498925089224654859>
Okay basically, I'm monkey
Oh FUCK
This is what happens when GF does all the cooking and I do all the shopping
I'm gonna open it, lads
Drink it too, possibly
Mmmm, yogurt
And let us know if it's good as an alternative form of laxative
Oh my god the smell
What were you expecting?
Lavender?
Huuuuh Patrick RIP
Oh my GOD there's more
Don't bully gf
😢
I literally haven't been in my own fridge in months, Jesus fucking Christ
@Matthew instead of drinking Monsters by the gallon maybe drink a little more milk
then you wouldnt have this issue
I can hear the chunks sloshing around, I'm not opening this one.
Why g*d why
<:porco:542400907229265933>
Matt
No
Refrigerator retard bacterial and mould growth but doesn't stop it
When was the last time you wiped down your fridge with disinfectant
Frum
Don't bully matth gf
😢
@porco it's absolutely wonderful thank you
Gf is the cook around here, I haven't been in this fridge in ages
But I'm gonna do that now. Say, should I use a belt or a stick when I'm beating my wife