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>posts a photo of a monkey

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Okay basically, I'm monkey

Oh FUCK

This is what happens when GF does all the cooking and I do all the shopping

I'm gonna open it, lads

Drink it too, possibly

Mmmm, yogurt

And let us know if it's good as an alternative form of laxative

Oh my god the smell

What were you expecting?

Lavender?

Huuuuh Patrick RIP

Oh my GOD there's more

Don't bully gf

😢

I literally haven't been in my own fridge in months, Jesus fucking Christ

@Matthew instead of drinking Monsters by the gallon maybe drink a little more milk

then you wouldnt have this issue

I can hear the chunks sloshing around, I'm not opening this one.

http://i.imgur.com/khvoeu2.jpg

Why g*d why

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Matt

No

Refrigerator retard bacterial and mould growth but doesn't stop it

When was the last time you wiped down your fridge with disinfectant

Frum

Don't bully matth gf

😢

@porco it's absolutely wonderful thank you

Gf is the cook around here, I haven't been in this fridge in ages

But I'm gonna do that now. Say, should I use a belt or a stick when I'm beating my wife

@johnfrum when's the last time YOU disinfected your fridge?

found a friendo in Apex to carry me (but Im not lagging that much behind)