😊

Gay

You got a reply from the chink honey making company saying that the beekeeper doesn't have a name for every single bee they have?

kek

They never answered

You realized that Adam Sandler' s career is over, so you'll never be able to make it as a professional look-alike?

Chink gf found out about your one time affair with some obeese asian chick from fuck know where?

This makes me wonder if his chink gf knows porco is gay

>Honey I sucked dick
>Me too

Discord never answered your application and @Jake is ignoring your PMs?

@Millwood who you think writes those strapon reviews to chinkshit

You realized oral virginity is never going to come back?

@porco but cmoon man tell us what went wrong today ?

Probably some car somewhere

not mine today

Didn't drive Jetta anywhere either

Only went to store and to pump tyres

@Tervy just points of difficult and pointless discussions at work about me allagedly hurting other people's feelings

Coworker, male, mid 40s actually crying becsuse "I offended him"

did you insult his mother at least

Wow did u assume his gender u misogynist?

I jokingly told him he's a security risk

Is he male or """male"""?

Why did you say that?

He's an actually married man with two children

more like insecurity risk

dohohoho

<:benis:239668961011040257>

but for real.. how.. why

him: "I have full production db rights, I'm a security risk"
me: "haha yeah you are, but not because of your db rights"

did he accidently kill his third child or something

That was the whole conversation

.. wow just wow

how can you be so insensitive

so basicly attention slut/drama queen in mans skin ?

I don't know, he was **really** crying and then he complained about me always being rude and inappropriate to him

even matthew can take banter better than that

I really don't get it

No he's basically European Matthew

Matthew but not fat, so to say

sounds more like problems at home or something else really bad going on in his life

than just you being big ol meanie

and that comment was just last nail in the coffin

(that or he is trying to get you fired and wanting your place ? what is more likely )

>crybaby
>literally matthew

How

Matt is pretty damn good at taking the bantz

You gotta give him that

me on the left

also >ricardo in current year

heroes never die <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uemn79gOxeQ

@Millwood thanks babe, love you too 😘

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

CHUFFED

TO

BITS

https://www.pcgamer.com/taiwanese-horror-game-devotion-has-been-removed-from-steam/

@bentech steam buckled to china pressure

nah

the publishers are chinese companies

they cut ties with the developers

and so they have to republish the game themselves on steam again

Fuck man, I was going to give devotion a try

I have Detention

you can always pirate fren

@Jignx publishers had already left

the dev was listed as the publisher already

yeah

now they have to publish it on steam again

Devs are allowed to self publish

it's funny how an easter egg cause the entirety of china to chimp out

getting the government involved

*Worst of all, however, is that the game is very suddenly no longer available for sale on Steam. Red Candles said in an updated statement on February 23 that it had been removed from Steam China, but as of today—literally while I was writing this, a little after 2 pm ET on February 25—it's gone from Steam completely.*

I'd rather not pirate something from a developer I trust.

its not like youre taking away money from them

and will have the ability to buy when/if it gets rereleased

I'll wait till it's up again, if they can get something to work out. It's fucking dumb that their publisher chimps the fuck out

Along with Chinese government

🤔

It's a fucking easter egg kek

They called Xi Jinping dumpling 😢

so rude

I dont like horror games

Should've included a Tiananmen easter egg

so I'll just cheer them on

I pirated it and it was too spooky 10 mins in

I deleted it

but it does feel a lot like china

or taiwan

Taiwanese are based

they're good people

I hate spoopy games

Well not downright hate but don't enjoy them

Which still, this whole situation is dumb, why when you have a Chineese publisher would you include an easter egg that mocks chinks

Even as an easter egg

Maybe they actually were placeholders like their excuse said

but they never bothered to replace or didn't expect chinese to play/read them

But there are much better options for placeholder arts

what's wrong with calling xi jinping a dumpling

Unless it was placeholder and just a case of dumb foreigner not bothering to know what those moonglyphs mean

Their newspaper one was more subtle than the Winnie the pooh

why do chinks defend xi jinping anyways and think an attack on him is an attack on china

even chinese people themselves hate him

Because that one said Dumpling arrested

Patriotism taken too far

If they receive the call to shit on a product they do

This usually happens on their news programming

@kaetaa and @porco can confirm

i hate mainland chinese

they're shit

and the funniest thing is that the ones you see outside of china are the good ones

Two words

Gutter oil

Enough to make me not want to ever go to China

china bans their worst people from travelling overseas

like the couple of chinese who went to some european country last year

and cried outside the hotel

The ones you see outside of China usually aren't mainlanders

and called the government

I'm not a fan of mainland China

Despite me buying products from there, I refuse to visit China.

well I know there's chinese in just about every country but it's easy to spot the mainland chinese

the way they act and ress

dress

is really obvious

I'll visit Taiwan because that place isn't fucking backwards

@Jignx they're the tourists

Anyway China's plan for Taiwan is to have their companies buy up ground for buildings and move in mainlanders

Drive up prices for the Taiwanese people living in Taiwan

gross

Islander tax 700%

They've already replaced their news programming with traditional Chinese language

wtf

i cant understand cantonese

can confirm that taiwan is great

also hongkong

mainland is a shit hole

ironically, the worst part about china are the people

If they can turn it into a dialect within a few years

In short Taiwan is fucked

Posted from my Xiaomi phone

Lel

chatting using a xiaomi laptop

🤔

Oh yeah and also the bridge they're building towards Taiwan is their loophole around their sovereign borders

Unification is what they're calling it

The people are ok it's the culture

Spoken like someone that never encountered mainlander tourists

it's the combination of communism killing off the smartest chinese, starvation killing off kindness towards each other, mass indoctrination and excessive patriotism

creating a horrible mix of people

The Chinese is the majority in my city

The younger generation is alright it's the 35+

Again

Ones integrated into your country's society aren't mainlanders

mainlanders are their own breed

the ones that get out are the ones that embraces other cultures

or at least are happy to not be in china

They never integrate people have been here 20+ years and don't know English

That's their older generation

Thing is they work hard to be there

All the street signs are in Mandarin I hate my city for pandering

@basker where u living

Hongcouver

Fuck

Im in deep youtube again

https://www.mirrormedia.mg/story/20190225gamechen01

based

>Taiwan Vice Premier of the Legislative Yuan Chen Chi-mai streams Taiwan indie game Devotion in support of Red Candle

https://www.reddit.com/r/yakuzagames/comments/asvgcp/yakuza_kiwami_cant_escape_enemy_grabs_no_matter/

Oh for fuck sake

I knew there was some A-tier bullshit with it

Rip my fucking expensive potions because of this bug

just use vsync bro

I'm running borderless

"pirated"

Though it's weird since 0 didn't had this problem

And it's the same engine

just a PC only bug

that was missed

most likely

`We're aware of quick time bug at 144hz (thanks, all!) and are working on a fix. `

🙏

Now do I continue playing and risk my thumb being broken due to me mashing the fucking button or try and find something else to do in the meantime

Something that is actually worth it

That isn't worth it

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'd rather focus on money/stable job than girls

@sum but you don't have that either lol

I have money and a job

Huh, Castlevania Lord of Shadow is

Kinda boring

told you so

Well, I thought it was more like "good but forgettable" bland not straight bland

@Matthew You better stick to your own problems

Like your weight <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I wonder if there's a difference between mainland chinese and rural chinese

Probably location

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsIStO2aifE

Huuuh

my album is out now on spotify
https://open.spotify.com/album/2r5oIaJ3cmwi2vX3r4BvHv?si=AZ0gFfrPTUGqEMWSfPRpvA

still plugging that shit?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Guningtou

I didnt know that china invaded taiwan

and lost

the taiwanese killed so many chinese

they ran out of ammo

and started to kill them by running them over with tanks

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck#6605 he changed from plugging his soundcloud to spotify

my keyboard has chink switches

He still needs to show it to melon

ew no

london obv

cus it looks kool

Arguing about what euro city is better is like arguing about what kind of shit smells better

Gotta admit it does look cool

@Jignx https://twitter.com/PCGamesN/status/1100187956399218688?s=19

Every State is the best state, idiot.

Let me sing you the song of my people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhDrGnjacvA

Sing along @johnfrum

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1100184323267940353?s=19

Gay mod posts gay meme

how unexpected

How did you unlock that warframe

That's the way it goes

I binge on it for like 2 weeks, then don't touch it for another 6 months

https://youtu.be/HYOlZb2bmmU

>all chinkshit

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

Fuck I want one but that is one hidden rock from becoming a throwing knife launcher.

@johnfrum you didn't sing Fifty Nifty with me <:angeryturt:538725038346731540>

I dont respect renditioms that say 'state of your subjective opinion' or just leave that part out.

You don't respect ones that have the part OR the ones that don't?

Poor matt

His brain is becoming mush

Poor John. I planted the seed of wanting a dog, soon it will blossom into a feeling of emptiness until he gets one

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> gotta learn to play the long con, John.

I've always wanted a dog. Then I got one and it died.

And then you didn't want one. And soon you will want one again.

I still want one

Adopt a senior dog, John. It won't mind your long hours and they'll match your low energy

They need the most love of all, matt.

Fucking retard

Yes, they Need lots of love. But that doesn't necessarily correlate to volume of time.