You realized oral virginity is never going to come back?

@porco but cmoon man tell us what went wrong today ?

Probably some car somewhere

not mine today

Didn't drive Jetta anywhere either

Only went to store and to pump tyres

@Tervy just points of difficult and pointless discussions at work about me allagedly hurting other people's feelings

Coworker, male, mid 40s actually crying becsuse "I offended him"

did you insult his mother at least

Wow did u assume his gender u misogynist?

I jokingly told him he's a security risk

Is he male or """male"""?

Why did you say that?

He's an actually married man with two children

more like insecurity risk

dohohoho

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but for real.. how.. why

him: "I have full production db rights, I'm a security risk"
me: "haha yeah you are, but not because of your db rights"

did he accidently kill his third child or something

That was the whole conversation

.. wow just wow

how can you be so insensitive

so basicly attention slut/drama queen in mans skin ?

I don't know, he was **really** crying and then he complained about me always being rude and inappropriate to him

even matthew can take banter better than that

I really don't get it

No he's basically European Matthew

Matthew but not fat, so to say

sounds more like problems at home or something else really bad going on in his life

than just you being big ol meanie

and that comment was just last nail in the coffin

(that or he is trying to get you fired and wanting your place ? what is more likely )

>crybaby
>literally matthew

How

Matt is pretty damn good at taking the bantz

You gotta give him that

me on the left

also >ricardo in current year

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