I can offer "Fatthew" or "Amerilard"

Also yes I had a bad day

https://www.defendevropa.com/2019/news/italian-egyptian-mahmood-to-represent-italy-in-eurovision-song-contest/ @porco

You want to hear about it?

Sure, I'll have a listen about your bad day

Can't be worse than Israel

Just know that I wish it were worse

wew

@porco how bad the day was ?

someone drove over chinkuwaifu ?

Someone badmouthed C#?

Chink gf broke up with you?

Are you gonna have a comfy-style breakdown?

The food you made was shit and gave you food poisoning?

All those example make me realize my day wasn't that bad compared to what could have happened

Thanks for cheering me up friends

😊

Gay

You got a reply from the chink honey making company saying that the beekeeper doesn't have a name for every single bee they have?

kek

They never answered

You realized that Adam Sandler' s career is over, so you'll never be able to make it as a professional look-alike?

Chink gf found out about your one time affair with some obeese asian chick from fuck know where?

This makes me wonder if his chink gf knows porco is gay

>Honey I sucked dick
>Me too

Discord never answered your application and @Jake is ignoring your PMs?

@Millwood who you think writes those strapon reviews to chinkshit

You realized oral virginity is never going to come back?

@porco but cmoon man tell us what went wrong today ?

Probably some car somewhere

not mine today

Didn't drive Jetta anywhere either

Only went to store and to pump tyres

@Tervy just points of difficult and pointless discussions at work about me allagedly hurting other people's feelings

Coworker, male, mid 40s actually crying becsuse "I offended him"

did you insult his mother at least

Wow did u assume his gender u misogynist?

I jokingly told him he's a security risk

Is he male or """male"""?

Why did you say that?

He's an actually married man with two children