Message from @porco
Discord ID: 549674480423927814
All those example make me realize my day wasn't that bad compared to what could have happened
Thanks for cheering me up friends
😊
Gay
You got a reply from the chink honey making company saying that the beekeeper doesn't have a name for every single bee they have?
kek
They never answered
You realized that Adam Sandler' s career is over, so you'll never be able to make it as a professional look-alike?
Chink gf found out about your one time affair with some obeese asian chick from fuck know where?
This makes me wonder if his chink gf knows porco is gay
>Honey I sucked dick
>Me too
Discord never answered your application and @Jake is ignoring your PMs?
You realized oral virginity is never going to come back?
Probably some car somewhere
not mine today
Didn't drive Jetta anywhere either
Only went to store and to pump tyres
@Tervy just points of difficult and pointless discussions at work about me allagedly hurting other people's feelings
did you insult his mother at least
Wow did u assume his gender u misogynist?
I jokingly told him he's a security risk
Is he male or """male"""?
Why did you say that?
He's an actually married man with two children
more like insecurity risk
dohohoho
<:benis:239668961011040257>
but for real.. how.. why
him: "I have full production db rights, I'm a security risk"
me: "haha yeah you are, but not because of your db rights"
did he accidently kill his third child or something
That was the whole conversation
.. wow just wow
how can you be so insensitive
so basicly attention slut/drama queen in mans skin ?
I don't know, he was **really** crying and then he complained about me always being rude and inappropriate to him
even matthew can take banter better than that
I really don't get it
No he's basically European Matthew