it always gets me without fail

Hi Droidbot

Ooo whatcha say

mmmm that you only meant well

https://tenor.com/view/limmy-falconhoof-scottish-yes-gif-11168010

Oh

I almost forgot about that one

@Comfy yo btw this motherfucker @Matthew is one of the most wholesome member here atm

It is true, I am wholesome

and I want some hole

Put a baby in that ass

I thought you'd be committing seppuku because Trump stopped paying you to flip burgers

first off:

O B S E S S E D

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Second: I am part of the Department of Veteran's Affairs. We are considered Essential and thus did not lose funding

I'm not obsessed mate, you're just weak to the power of my bantz

Good to hear you're not starving

Me? Never

Hard to imagine starving Matt especially after yesterday he clearly stated he prioritizes food over sex

I DIDN'T KNOW

considering he weighs twice as much as me, could he survive twice as long without food??

Food, yes

Water, no

well that's just normal

I'm surprised you drink water at all, I thought you'd be a pint of coca cola kind of chap

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drinking water is unAmerican

MAGA

fren, why are you so O B S E S S E D with america?

It's okay! You didn't win the genetic lottery! Better luck next time! :^)

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872> why are you O B S E S S E D with Danish people or whatever it was?

I barely remember the banter anymore

The Dutch

Because the dutch are scum

God I hate the dutch

how is being american better than dutch

How isn't it?

u cant compare shit from 2 different continents

both are shit after all

>get shot

being American clearly isn't doing you any favours if you're 300lb

imagine if u find out that your family tree originates from dutchland matt

>go into debt over medical bills

>police come to arrest you over debt

>get shot by police

but you don't get it, he is in the land of freedom, so he's free to be fat

and he's free to be in debt

is Matthew doing another short lived New Year Resolution this year?

I think I left during the last one

>all this attention

mmm

plz

continue

lose 20lb of piss and water then gain it all back next month when he gives up

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Euro obsession is the best

please, keep coping with being born in not the best country in the world

well neither did u

Euro education must be lacking if you don't think america a best!

See, my education taught me that america is the best, and because it's american education, I know it's true!

😊

do americans even learn countries

Only the ones that matter

Germany, Russia, France, europe, china...

so u dont know where ur slaves come from

India.

england never change

Oh hey, its /int/ hours

R8 my new gat I just bought at some beat down pawn shop while getting groceries

😮

Is it safe to fire?

How much did you pay?

That's Percussion cap, right?

Modern repro so it should be fine and 100 bucks even

It was at half cock so I think the giy just thought it was broken.

🤔

How could one make that mistake

Too pussy to bring it all the way back

You'd think that if you were into firearms enough to buy a black powder pistol, you'd know how to operate it

Unless some dipshit felon bought it and couldn't figure out how to use it

Some crack head probably bought it in and traded it for 20 bucks and a burger.

Meth?

I dont think anyone smoke crack anymore

I wouldn't know

I'm a good boy

I've never even had a cigarette

i thought you sniffed crack, not smoke

Now I dunno if I want to flip it or actually invest in percussioncaps, black powder and lead ball

You can smoke or snort crack iirc

Oh wait, I can just use my the 45-70 mould I use to cast bullets for my dad.

oh nvm, its coke that is the white powder

Matt, show me the house you grew up in so I can strip it for lead in the paint and plumbing

>when you're so much of a goodboi that you don't even know which drugs are which

you want his old shitty plumbing?

Nicebear is the goodest boy of all.

nicest too

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it's weird tho, I never noticed the store before