I almost forgot about that one

@Comfy yo btw this motherfucker @Matthew is one of the most wholesome member here atm

It is true, I am wholesome

and I want some hole

Put a baby in that ass

I thought you'd be committing seppuku because Trump stopped paying you to flip burgers

first off:

O B S E S S E D

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Second: I am part of the Department of Veteran's Affairs. We are considered Essential and thus did not lose funding

I'm not obsessed mate, you're just weak to the power of my bantz

Good to hear you're not starving

Me? Never

Hard to imagine starving Matt especially after yesterday he clearly stated he prioritizes food over sex

I DIDN'T KNOW

considering he weighs twice as much as me, could he survive twice as long without food??

Food, yes

Water, no

well that's just normal

I'm surprised you drink water at all, I thought you'd be a pint of coca cola kind of chap

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drinking water is unAmerican

MAGA

fren, why are you so O B S E S S E D with america?

It's okay! You didn't win the genetic lottery! Better luck next time! :^)

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872> why are you O B S E S S E D with Danish people or whatever it was?

I barely remember the banter anymore

The Dutch

Because the dutch are scum

God I hate the dutch

how is being american better than dutch

How isn't it?

u cant compare shit from 2 different continents

both are shit after all

>get shot

being American clearly isn't doing you any favours if you're 300lb

imagine if u find out that your family tree originates from dutchland matt

>go into debt over medical bills

>police come to arrest you over debt

>get shot by police

but you don't get it, he is in the land of freedom, so he's free to be fat