Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 534510807174610944


2019-01-14 22:33:55 UTC  

If twitch doesnt like someone they will find any excuse

2019-01-14 22:34:49 UTC  

heh it's comfy

2019-01-14 22:34:52 UTC  

<:gnikniht:383639708233629707>

2019-01-14 22:35:04 UTC  

Probably pull something out of a limmy skit and call it 'manifest observable behaviour' and ban him if they decide he doesn't toe the line

2019-01-14 22:35:27 UTC  

I love how he puts ads on then rants about how he hates his vermin scum non-subs

2019-01-14 22:36:00 UTC  

it always gets me without fail

2019-01-14 22:36:08 UTC  

Hi Droidbot

2019-01-14 22:50:06 UTC  

Ooo whatcha say

2019-01-14 22:50:14 UTC  

mmmm that you only meant well

2019-01-14 22:52:12 UTC  

Oh

2019-01-14 22:52:18 UTC  

I almost forgot about that one

2019-01-14 23:13:18 UTC  

@Comfy yo btw this motherfucker @Matthew is one of the most wholesome member here atm

2019-01-14 23:13:34 UTC  

It is true, I am wholesome

2019-01-14 23:13:38 UTC  

and I want some hole

2019-01-14 23:14:09 UTC  

Put a baby in that ass

2019-01-14 23:14:25 UTC  

I thought you'd be committing seppuku because Trump stopped paying you to flip burgers

2019-01-14 23:14:35 UTC  

first off:

2019-01-14 23:14:40 UTC  

O B S E S S E D

2019-01-14 23:14:52 UTC  

<:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

2019-01-14 23:15:07 UTC  

Second: I am part of the Department of Veteran's Affairs. We are considered Essential and thus did not lose funding

2019-01-14 23:15:45 UTC  

I'm not obsessed mate, you're just weak to the power of my bantz

2019-01-14 23:15:59 UTC  

Good to hear you're not starving

2019-01-14 23:16:08 UTC  

Me? Never

2019-01-14 23:16:44 UTC  

Hard to imagine starving Matt especially after yesterday he clearly stated he prioritizes food over sex

2019-01-14 23:16:56 UTC  

I DIDN'T KNOW

2019-01-14 23:17:20 UTC  

considering he weighs twice as much as me, could he survive twice as long without food??

2019-01-14 23:18:55 UTC  

Food, yes

2019-01-14 23:18:57 UTC  

Water, no

2019-01-14 23:19:30 UTC  

well that's just normal

2019-01-14 23:19:59 UTC  

I'm surprised you drink water at all, I thought you'd be a pint of coca cola kind of chap

2019-01-14 23:20:23 UTC  

<:boomer:480046032546168863>

2019-01-14 23:23:09 UTC  

drinking water is unAmerican

2019-01-14 23:23:10 UTC  

MAGA

2019-01-14 23:23:25 UTC  

fren, why are you so O B S E S S E D with america?

2019-01-14 23:23:42 UTC  

It's okay! You didn't win the genetic lottery! Better luck next time! :^)

2019-01-14 23:24:04 UTC  

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872> why are you O B S E S S E D with Danish people or whatever it was?

2019-01-14 23:24:12 UTC  

I barely remember the banter anymore

2019-01-14 23:24:13 UTC  

The Dutch

2019-01-14 23:24:18 UTC  

Because the dutch are scum

2019-01-14 23:24:40 UTC  

God I hate the dutch