>John went to Needful Things

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Nice knowing you, Johnnyboy

Nah, it was painted black and I do most of my grocery shopping at night.

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Its probably not cursed

Hold it in your hands and say the lord's prayer

tell me what happens

Whoopsie daisy, there's something in the barrel

Squib?

famous last words

"WHOOPSIE DAISY THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE *BLAM*"

Nope

A cleaning patch

🤔

How do you forget that

Spooked me despite not having a single percussion cap in my house

The day I have an AD/ND with one of my guns is the day I get rid of them

My brother once ND'd into the wall with the fanily hunting rifle.

Pitiful

gun safety is so easy, how do people fuck this up

To be fair he was clearing it and the only way to clear a lever action is to cycle the action multiple times while leaving it locked and cocked

That involves pulling the trigger? <:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

No idea how he managed to pull the trigger tho

Dog was gunshy ever since

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*[Insert obligatory comment to satisfy Matt about the US and guns]*

The time for obsession has passed, it's been over an hour

>tags drama, mystery, mature
oh boy here we go
>suddenly footfaggotry in every chapter

Nuke the Japanese third time

@Matthew https://twitter.com/hunterw/status/1084954858254405633?s=19

wish i could enjoy a burg with President Trump

wrapped in lettuce of course

people are already in a fit about it

What, burgers?

@johnfrum yes

guess they dont like burgs

Who doesnt like burgers?

Trump paid for the food himself

At this point I'm wondering if there would be something Trump wouldn't be criticized for

That's cool

Probably leaving President job to Hilary or something

I assume the kitchen staff at the WH is still functional

@sum it's a funny sight though

Not so funny since now I'm hungry 😠

but he took it upon himself to buy food that these guys would probably really like to highlight the shutdown

President of America standing behind a pile of burgers

its fitting

I havent had a filetofish in years and now I want one

I like all of the candles and the sauce packets in the gravy boats

tRuMp PrOmOtEs FaSt FoOd WhIcH hElPs SpReAd ObEsItY

>tfw no fast food chain makes good fries anymore

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@jared Lincoln kitchenware is used and people are throwing a fit over a gravy jug holding cups of mcnugget sauce

pictured above is jesus in the last supper

“The President wanted to host a fun event to celebrate the College Football National Champion Clemson Tigers. Because the Democrats refuse to negotiate on border security, much of the residence staff at the White House is furloughed – so the President is personally paying for the event to be catered with some of everyone’s favorite fast foods,” the statement said.

and lunch and dinner for tommorow

I wonder if the president has enough pull to get jugs of maccas sauce

Because mcdonalds tartar sauce is some genuinly great stuff.

Do you guys have there a Fresh'n'Tasty McDonald burg or is it just someshit in Poland

Because I swear to God, that one tastes like they made ~~a~~ the sauce out of used cigs

lol

trump did a mcdonalds ad nearly 20 years ago for the $1 big n tasty

Who else wants a burg now

https://www.eetimes.com/author.asp?section_id=36&doc_id=1334179

>During the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas last week, we picked up an intriguing rumor circulating among a few C-Level executives that Intel Corp. is pondering the acquisition of AMD.

🤔

Noooooo also <#527849695020580866>

@Jignx were talking presidential hamburgers in here

fine

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/448753546154737674/534547379739688960/S__5988360.jpg

here you go

TWO BIG MACS

>lincoln looking solemnly down on all those burgs

This is a weird timeline.

It's good American food

@johnfrum Chick-Fil-A, dummy

They have great fries

Waffle fries, to be exact

Just watched Oldboy

That was a damn good movie

He is looking down alright @johnfrum

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Raspberry-Pi-Zero-case-W-WH-V1-3-New-version-boitier/273544626021

is there anything legitimate about this RPi0W?

We don't use ebay here, but I have a paypal balance and it's very tough to get these here at a good price, if at all

I found a dollar guys

I have found out that this was just a case

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Wanna tell us something matt?

I've been edging for the past hour so that I can have amazing sex with gf

but other than that, no

>comes in under three seconds anyways

📽

sex speedrun any% wr