considering he weighs twice as much as me, could he survive twice as long without food??

Food, yes

Water, no

well that's just normal

I'm surprised you drink water at all, I thought you'd be a pint of coca cola kind of chap

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drinking water is unAmerican

MAGA

fren, why are you so O B S E S S E D with america?

It's okay! You didn't win the genetic lottery! Better luck next time! :^)

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872> why are you O B S E S S E D with Danish people or whatever it was?

I barely remember the banter anymore

The Dutch

Because the dutch are scum

God I hate the dutch

how is being american better than dutch

How isn't it?

u cant compare shit from 2 different continents

both are shit after all

>get shot

being American clearly isn't doing you any favours if you're 300lb

imagine if u find out that your family tree originates from dutchland matt

>go into debt over medical bills

>police come to arrest you over debt

>get shot by police

but you don't get it, he is in the land of freedom, so he's free to be fat

and he's free to be in debt

is Matthew doing another short lived New Year Resolution this year?

I think I left during the last one

>all this attention

mmm

plz

continue

lose 20lb of piss and water then gain it all back next month when he gives up

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

Euro obsession is the best

please, keep coping with being born in not the best country in the world

well neither did u

Euro education must be lacking if you don't think america a best!

See, my education taught me that america is the best, and because it's american education, I know it's true!

😊