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nice setup matt

It's ghetto but it's comfy

Ghetto... Thats like bad part of detroit during its darkest moments, ghetto

Cost of solid core door at Habitat for Humanity: 8 dollars
Cost of each leg: 4 dollars

Ghetto is where they kept the jews

total cost: $40 for 2 solid tables

Question remains, why you didnt buy 2 doors to get actualy usefull workingplace

Because they're fucking huge, my man

And it's not a workshop, it's an office

I play videogames and maintain my guns in here

that's all

I used to same thing when i got my 120cm table

And now i want 2m one

There just aint enough room for all my stuff ;__;

And since I'm planning on selling my house and moving sometime this year, It's that when that happens I'll be able to just unscrew the legs and throw the actual tabletops away and replace them when I get to where I'm going

Similarily what i do with sofas

Buy then from redcross/similar places

Give em back when i move towns

I'd say 3/4 of my furniture is either IKEA, nigger-rigged, or taken from the curb when others were throwing it out

the other 1/4 is hand-me-downs from gf's family

So when we finally move, The things we aren't throwing away we can break down to be smaller

matt, just wondering

do you handload your ammo?

No, I don't have the patience for things like that

Next sacrifice will be the current bed tho

I probly need to replace it in next few years

i got an ikea wardrobe to replace my broken one

Or at least during new move

it works admirably well

Yeah ikea stuff works usualy above average for the price

Ikea furniture isn't bad at all in terms of aesthetics or function

But the wood quality is shit

it'll just fall apart if you jump on it or whatever

who the fuck jumps on a wardrobe?

And their beds should be avoided at all cost

I have an IKEA bed and I've had no problems at all

And I fuck HARD.

https://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/S49027404/

This one

but tbh when we move, We're probably gonna toss the bed and the mattress and replace it once we get to where we're going

just works

I have broken now 4 ikea beds

how?

3 of them when fucking 1 of them when i just sat on the shitty cheap bed

They werent the best models tho

Tervy...are you fat?

if the bed can take matt fucking on it

surely it can handle you

Do you not know how to screw in a screw?

unless....

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The holes are predrilled, for christ's sake

@Matthew back then 185cm and 65-75kg

Last one i broke i weighted closer to 85

But the fucking thing was rated for twice of that

Tervy, I am 285lbs right this very moment, and my bed doesn't even creak when I'm slamming my gf

As i said it was somw time ago

Back then they used the shitty planks on canvas setup on most of their shit

>Fatty coping methods

Poor tervy

https://www.myikeabedroom.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Trysil-bed-frame.jpg

These for example

I reckon you'd have to elbow dive the single plank while shifting your whole body weight to a single point of impact to destroy them

Or just be Tervy and sit on it

I'm still giving him the benefit of the doubt and say he's just awful at building furniture

"okay this goes here, this screw here... Aaand now I somehow ended with a cupboard when I bought a bed"

I wish

And i didnt even build em :D

I was just visiting the locations

But indeed the knotty planks break easily

If we were all in the same room, I'd be starting a "fatty! Fatty!" chant and pointing fingers at you right now

Specialy when you are taking someone from behind

You sure you didn't get the children version

>tervy fucks on kid beds

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Now either he's a manlet or big into cp

>The lengths discord mods have to go to in order to feel like they have big peepees

Hahaha and no

Tho first one was when i was teenager sooo ~

Yeah looong long time ago

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https://youtu.be/9ZrAYxWPN6c

Woop woop

Waiting for toaster to finish is annoying

Time to Google how to overclock one

Oh shit, that reminds me, I have bagels and cream cheese

brb

huuuuh

gf yelled at me

No midnight bagel

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Meanwhile after like 4 toasts I only managed to eat half a piece of garlic

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I snuck back out and got my bagel, but I have bad, awful, terrible news

I heard gf orgasm upstairs. I missed out, fellas

but at least I got a bagel