Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 534256302654750730


2019-01-14 06:10:05 UTC  

Specialy when you are taking someone from behind

2019-01-14 06:11:26 UTC  

You sure you didn't get the children version

2019-01-14 06:11:46 UTC  

>tervy fucks on kid beds

2019-01-14 06:11:49 UTC  

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-01-14 06:12:22 UTC  

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-01-14 06:12:52 UTC  

Now either he's a manlet or big into cp

2019-01-14 06:12:53 UTC  

>The lengths discord mods have to go to in order to feel like they have big peepees

2019-01-14 06:14:10 UTC  

Hahaha and no

2019-01-14 06:14:45 UTC  

Tho first one was when i was teenager sooo ~

2019-01-14 06:15:00 UTC  

Yeah looong long time ago

2019-01-14 06:15:01 UTC  

🚔

2019-01-14 06:15:29 UTC  
2019-01-14 06:15:40 UTC  

Woop woop

2019-01-14 06:17:06 UTC  

Waiting for toaster to finish is annoying

2019-01-14 06:17:17 UTC  

Time to Google how to overclock one

2019-01-14 06:17:39 UTC  

Oh shit, that reminds me, I have bagels and cream cheese

2019-01-14 06:17:40 UTC  

brb

2019-01-14 06:23:27 UTC  

huuuuh

2019-01-14 06:23:36 UTC  

gf yelled at me

2019-01-14 06:23:43 UTC  

No midnight bagel

2019-01-14 06:23:48 UTC  

<:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

2019-01-14 06:32:14 UTC  

Meanwhile after like 4 toasts I only managed to eat half a piece of garlic

2019-01-14 06:32:48 UTC  

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-01-14 06:34:45 UTC  

I snuck back out and got my bagel, but I have bad, awful, terrible news

2019-01-14 06:35:13 UTC  

I heard gf orgasm upstairs. I missed out, fellas

2019-01-14 06:35:17 UTC  

but at least I got a bagel

2019-01-14 06:37:53 UTC  

relationship goals

2019-01-14 06:41:26 UTC  

Maybe if I crawl into bed now I can get a tired handy <:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

2019-01-14 06:55:06 UTC  

it's ok girls can orgasm multiple times

2019-01-14 06:56:19 UTC  

Pigs orgasms can last up to 15 minutes, I still have time

2019-01-14 06:56:47 UTC  

It would be god awfull for us humans tho

2019-01-14 06:57:07 UTC  

True that

2019-01-14 06:57:08 UTC  

>not being able to handle a 15 minute orgasm

2019-01-14 06:58:00 UTC  

Watching waifu to have spasm/epilepsy for 15minutes and you still have to finish yourself

2019-01-14 06:58:10 UTC  

Fuck that shit

2019-01-14 06:58:44 UTC  

Imagine 15 minutes of spurting cum

2019-01-14 06:58:49 UTC  

Very inconvenient

2019-01-14 06:59:09 UTC  

I would probly stop having sex at that point

2019-01-14 06:59:37 UTC  

Same

2019-01-14 06:59:38 UTC  

>implying you ever started

2019-01-14 06:59:41 UTC  

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