who the fuck jumps on a wardrobe?

And their beds should be avoided at all cost

I have an IKEA bed and I've had no problems at all

And I fuck HARD.

https://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/S49027404/

This one

but tbh when we move, We're probably gonna toss the bed and the mattress and replace it once we get to where we're going

just works

I have broken now 4 ikea beds

how?

3 of them when fucking 1 of them when i just sat on the shitty cheap bed

They werent the best models tho

Tervy...are you fat?

if the bed can take matt fucking on it

surely it can handle you

Do you not know how to screw in a screw?

unless....

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The holes are predrilled, for christ's sake

@Matthew back then 185cm and 65-75kg

Last one i broke i weighted closer to 85

But the fucking thing was rated for twice of that

Tervy, I am 285lbs right this very moment, and my bed doesn't even creak when I'm slamming my gf

As i said it was somw time ago

Back then they used the shitty planks on canvas setup on most of their shit

>Fatty coping methods

Poor tervy

https://www.myikeabedroom.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Trysil-bed-frame.jpg

These for example

I reckon you'd have to elbow dive the single plank while shifting your whole body weight to a single point of impact to destroy them

Or just be Tervy and sit on it

I'm still giving him the benefit of the doubt and say he's just awful at building furniture

"okay this goes here, this screw here... Aaand now I somehow ended with a cupboard when I bought a bed"

I wish

And i didnt even build em :D

I was just visiting the locations

But indeed the knotty planks break easily

If we were all in the same room, I'd be starting a "fatty! Fatty!" chant and pointing fingers at you right now

Specialy when you are taking someone from behind

You sure you didn't get the children version