Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 534250358290251777
just works
I have broken now 4 ikea beds
how?
3 of them when fucking 1 of them when i just sat on the shitty cheap bed
They werent the best models tho
Tervy...are you fat?
if the bed can take matt fucking on it
surely it can handle you
Do you not know how to screw in a screw?
unless....
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The holes are predrilled, for christ's sake
Last one i broke i weighted closer to 85
But the fucking thing was rated for twice of that
Tervy, I am 285lbs right this very moment, and my bed doesn't even creak when I'm slamming my gf
As i said it was somw time ago
Back then they used the shitty planks on canvas setup on most of their shit
>Fatty coping methods
These for example
I reckon you'd have to elbow dive the single plank while shifting your whole body weight to a single point of impact to destroy them
Or just be Tervy and sit on it
I'm still giving him the benefit of the doubt and say he's just awful at building furniture
"okay this goes here, this screw here... Aaand now I somehow ended with a cupboard when I bought a bed"
I wish
And i didnt even build em :D
I was just visiting the locations
But indeed the knotty planks break easily
If we were all in the same room, I'd be starting a "fatty! Fatty!" chant and pointing fingers at you right now
Specialy when you are taking someone from behind
You sure you didn't get the children version
>tervy fucks on kid beds
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Now either he's a manlet or big into cp
>The lengths discord mods have to go to in order to feel like they have big peepees
Hahaha and no
Tho first one was when i was teenager sooo ~