Message from @sum

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2019-03-04 16:52:20 UTC  

(that was a double joke. He's fat and likes cookies, also he's a cucked American with no privacy laws)

2019-03-04 16:53:04 UTC  

@Matthew thats not monster red

2019-03-04 16:53:07 UTC  

meanwhile in other internet caves ``` Vice City came out in 2002 and took place in 1986. If released today, it’d take place in 2003. ```

2019-03-04 16:53:24 UTC  

Speaaking of pizza, now I'm in mood for some god tier one

2019-03-04 16:53:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/552171792492396556/SUPER_THINK.gif

2019-03-04 16:53:37 UTC  

Literally called meat feast, which contains salami, ham, chicken and bacon

2019-03-04 16:53:47 UTC  

dude

2019-03-04 16:53:50 UTC  

I can accept PHP

2019-03-04 16:53:52 UTC  

but

2019-03-04 16:53:56 UTC  

chicken on a pizza

2019-03-04 16:53:57 UTC  

kys

2019-03-04 16:54:02 UTC  

Chicken or Pineapple

2019-03-04 16:54:07 UTC  

As pizza topping, choose 1

2019-03-04 16:54:08 UTC  

why not dolmio

2019-03-04 16:54:22 UTC  

i take chicken and bluecheese with rucola

2019-03-04 16:54:23 UTC  

I choose a pizza topping

2019-03-04 16:54:24 UTC  

thanks bye

2019-03-04 16:54:28 UTC  

:^^^)

2019-03-04 16:54:36 UTC  

I take

2019-03-04 16:54:41 UTC  

dicks in your ass

2019-03-04 16:54:43 UTC  

Diabetes

2019-03-04 16:54:56 UTC  

All that and more

2019-03-04 16:55:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/552172181686321152/swagman.gif

2019-03-04 17:05:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/552174858939924501/received_175093283326989.jpeg

2019-03-04 17:17:38 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/552177850913128448/53231521_2138294306482679_5819789408882130944_n.png

2019-03-04 18:41:25 UTC  

Yay my first 120 film wasn't a total failure

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/552198932663631873/IMG_20190304_193258.jpg

2019-03-04 18:41:52 UTC  

Only few times forgot to wind the film forward completely

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/552199049940303872/IMG_20190304_193140.jpg

2019-03-04 18:42:37 UTC  

in other news, chink color film that promised 27 exposures, delivered 18 frames

2019-03-04 18:42:47 UTC  

dispute soon

2019-03-04 18:47:35 UTC  

guys flipping burgers is more respectable than programming

2019-03-04 18:47:36 UTC  

daily reminder

2019-03-04 18:54:22 UTC  

wut

2019-03-04 18:54:22 UTC  

~~post it with a space instead of a dot before com~~

2019-03-04 19:14:47 UTC  

>uber driver doesn't speak German, Italian, French or English at all
>he can freely choose between 4 commonly understood languages in Switzerland, yet to make a job where he interacts with people all day he chooses to learn none of them
>no way to tell him that he took the wrong turn and his inaccurate GPS is thinking that he's on a totally different street than he actually is and that he basically fucked up
>keep driving like a retard for 10 minutes with me trying to tell him in every possible way

2019-03-04 19:15:25 UTC  

report to uber, get refund

2019-03-04 19:15:25 UTC  

ez

2019-03-04 19:15:37 UTC  

I'm already writing the email

2019-03-04 19:15:44 UTC  

probably got a friend to write his cv/resume and lied in it

2019-03-04 19:16:00 UTC  

But why would people choose to ride people around a city if they have no way at all, to communicate?

2019-03-04 19:16:10 UTC  

There are other jobs you could do in that situation

2019-03-04 19:16:18 UTC  

because taxi services are the go-to for immigrants