Message from @sum

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2019-03-04 16:48:12 UTC  

@Julian I have gf, I don't know anything about computers!

2019-03-04 16:48:12 UTC  

Nice

2019-03-04 16:48:31 UTC  

Words like `accident` are just magnets for certain combo to happen

2019-03-04 16:48:51 UTC  

Let me put it in a way that you can understand it

2019-03-04 16:49:00 UTC  

`$php = "accident";`

2019-03-04 16:49:08 UTC  

I heard there was an accident in Nice a while back, featuring a fine brown gentleman

2019-03-04 16:49:09 UTC  

`php bad
c# good
i like dicks`
- porco

2019-03-04 16:49:11 UTC  

npc chat here

2019-03-04 16:49:13 UTC  

I don't think I missed anything

2019-03-04 16:49:14 UTC  

nice nice

2019-03-04 16:49:19 UTC  

>C# good
when did I ever?

2019-03-04 16:49:28 UTC  

@sum you missed china in that starterpack

2019-03-04 16:50:01 UTC  

C# is probably the most unnecessarily bloated language in the entire universe

2019-03-04 16:50:08 UTC  

``Daily reminder that Code Bantz from a guy who's bot barely works should be disregarded with extreme prejudice``

2019-03-04 16:51:30 UTC  

If code bantz had to happen in a language Matt can understand then it would require refactoring into cooking recipees

2019-03-04 16:51:53 UTC  

PhP= Pepperoni and Ham Pizza

2019-03-04 16:51:56 UTC  

if everyone was like @Matthew, we wouldn't need any cookie consent notices

2019-03-04 16:52:20 UTC  

(that was a double joke. He's fat and likes cookies, also he's a cucked American with no privacy laws)

2019-03-04 16:53:04 UTC  

@Matthew thats not monster red

2019-03-04 16:53:07 UTC  

meanwhile in other internet caves ``` Vice City came out in 2002 and took place in 1986. If released today, it’d take place in 2003. ```

2019-03-04 16:53:24 UTC  

Speaaking of pizza, now I'm in mood for some god tier one

2019-03-04 16:53:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/552171792492396556/SUPER_THINK.gif

2019-03-04 16:53:37 UTC  

Literally called meat feast, which contains salami, ham, chicken and bacon

2019-03-04 16:53:47 UTC  

dude

2019-03-04 16:53:50 UTC  

I can accept PHP

2019-03-04 16:53:52 UTC  

but

2019-03-04 16:53:56 UTC  

chicken on a pizza

2019-03-04 16:53:57 UTC  

kys

2019-03-04 16:54:02 UTC  

Chicken or Pineapple

2019-03-04 16:54:07 UTC  

As pizza topping, choose 1

2019-03-04 16:54:08 UTC  

why not dolmio

2019-03-04 16:54:22 UTC  

i take chicken and bluecheese with rucola

2019-03-04 16:54:23 UTC  

I choose a pizza topping

2019-03-04 16:54:24 UTC  

thanks bye

2019-03-04 16:54:28 UTC  

:^^^)

2019-03-04 16:54:36 UTC  

I take

2019-03-04 16:54:41 UTC  

dicks in your ass

2019-03-04 16:54:43 UTC  

Diabetes

2019-03-04 16:54:56 UTC  

All that and more

2019-03-04 16:55:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/552172181686321152/swagman.gif

2019-03-04 17:05:45 UTC  

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