I just pretend women don't exist

I prefer to focus on myself for now and sort that out later

Problem: chink is unhappy that she can't visit her family for CNY because she has exams. Should I:

a) surprise her with taking her to a Chinese social event nearby that has some weird concerts on CNY night, one of the singer is even Taiwanese

b) invite some of her chink friends who can't go back either, to our home, cook altogether and have a CNY stlye dinner here

or another suggestion?

give her a red packet

yes that, too

chink should be happy with money

that's all you need

I have a few Taiwan dollar left from last holiday and I will give it to her with some of those weird envelopes from the China shop

b + red packet

do taiwan celebrate chinese new year?

who else celebrate chinese new year except chinks

Korea

if you mean the lunar new year, then I think viets celebrate it too

thank you for the input

I will invite her friends + red packet

So for mainland Chinese New year traditions there aren't many. Pop fireworks, eat a lot of food, give money to kids in red envelopes

Invite people over to eat. Watch the new years gala on Chinese tv (there are online live streams)

You pretty much spend a whole week never leaving home. Stock up on food before hand

Put up a bunch of red shit outside your front door

Stuff that says lucky and money etc.

Hang some Chinese characters upside down on the walls

Boom chinese new year

ye but if you put it like that, that's every holiday

>christmas: pop fireworks, eat a lot of food, give money to kids

@kaetaa you can replace Chinese New Year with Christmas and fine-tune it a little bit and it would work, too

It’s pretty funny actually

See Christmas is basically a party because it might be the last time you see parents/grandparents before the real cold sets in

And it was a historic time for them to die

China does it later in the year because they wouldn’t have to feed those people in a feast

That got grim pretty fast

they rather celebrate that the old people are halfway through the critical time

Yeah there's not much cultural stuff with Chinese New year, it's just a standard holiday to see family.

But they go all out

It's the time of year to impress your family

To show how much money you made

So buy the extra fancy food not because it tastes good but because it's expensive

So ironically I had some of the worse food ever during CNY last year because people will buy the most expensive stuff, so the people selling really cheap shit will put it in a nice box and sell it for loads

Again, I understand I'm explaining most products, but it's especially bad during CNY

Why are Chinese girls so good @porco

theyre not really lol

not most of them, at least

@Deleted User I don't know, I actually never had one. Just a Taiwanese and she's the best I've ever had

In terms of gf quality for me it was
Taiwan #1
Germany #2
Belarus #3
And Korea #4

But Korea and Belarus are almost same trash quality

Germany was fine but she had weird fetishes

Please do explain in further detail

The Korean one was working in Germany for a limited amount of time. Her hidden scope was to fuck as many white guys as possible because no one knew her here anyway and she wanted to have that experience

^

My whole experience with Korean women irl

Still the woman of what i thought would be the one was french ..

Like movies and TV shows based on the war with Japan, but if you look at the numbers, Japan completely obliterated China during the war, despite having 30% of Chinas troops. But in these shows, China always has super smart and super tactical military men and it shows the Japanese as barbaric monsters who just want to kill for fun. They also show Chinese destroying millions of Japanese in really horrific death scenes.

30% of the shows on Chinese television are Chinese vs Japanese war time stuff

These shows are all very popular. Chinks love watching their smart country men destroying hordes of dumb Japanese soldiers

Chinese believe they won the war (which technically, they did, because US forced Japan to surrender) but Chinese people honestly believe they were the ones responsible for driving Japanese out

I asked a few former co-workers and they all had similar stories of secret society Chinese communists (before it was established) who basically won the war for China

And how they were super smart and infiltrated the Japs and Japan is small

Etc etc.

Also saying "small Japan" is an insult in China to Japan. They think because the physical land mass of Japan is small , China is better

Which explains why China gets so butthurt if you ever say something isn't China (Taiwan etc) because their pride is with how big their country is

Ever heard of the flying tigers ? They basically won the air war and slowed the Japanese down in China

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Tigers

Just remember

There was a period of time in Chinese history where a group of highly trained atheletes tried to fight colonization via martial arts

There was also a period where a lot of Europeans shot them all down and didn't even care about it..

Yes all of history people have shit all over chinese

And that is part of where their insecuirty comes from

It's a culmination of events and beliefs

The Maoist period is also great

Campaigns such as the pest control one are just so incredibly sad. They are not even rooted in opportunism, just in plain ignorance on a massive scale

since you guys were talking about learning chinese, i learned in highschool mostly but thers some great apps top help you try just searching it. theres one called like chinese skills or something and has a panda on it. i like that oine its pretty good

Japan would have annexed the entirety of China had it not been for America <:chink:323022148870602752>

They were steamrolling everything with no real signs of stoppage coming any time soon

Nah, russia would have stopped them and the invasion of Manchuria severely out streched them

>Implying Russia cared about the chinks

They cared about japanese encroaching in thier eastern territories

You forget that a lot of that region was less Russia than no man's land after the Japan Russia war.
They didn't had to defend, they'd had to expand to fight Japanese troops..

Around that time, Germany had started messing with Russia as well. Splitting their forces like that would not have done them a whole lot of good.

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@johnfrum Russians would have had to use more divisions to defend a larger stretch of land + at the beginning the Manchurian army was still a formidable force

On the topic of Chinese military. Where do Chinese soldiers predominantly come from ? City or countryside?

R E G I O N L O C K C H I N A

Even though I don't play the game. It's shit <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I tried it yesterday

The idea is super fun

But it needs to be polished up quite a bit

The movement is sluggish to me and I don't know how shooting works

And melee doesn't work at all

i like it. has a lot of points where you just sit and contemplate about ur next moves, i havnt found a game where ur forced into that or die

you can head shot someone with a punch

feels good man

@Deleted User they're probably tier-88 nongmin

@ferongr can you elaborate ? I have no clue what those are

tier-88 means shitty inland city

tier-1 cities are cities like Shenzen etc

nongmin = "country bumpkin", basically people from the inland low tier cities

used to be poor and are the epitome of the disgusting chinese with no manners

But tough people I take ?