it doesn't matter, basic training molds you to be tough

or you flunk out

my fiancees grandma usually watches TV during the day, but someone broke the antenna to the building so theres no TV signal today. so shes been staring at the blank TV for 2 hours wtf

Fix antenna

Make grandma happy

@kaetaa dementia is a powerful thing

its all that soy

shit gives you dementia

just how fukin braindead is she

You guys

No bulli elderly <:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

She's usually fine except for minor memory loss

I mean she's 96 years old but she's usually fine

does she still look like 30?

dont fuck his grandma in law you degenerate

but maybe she's cute

how can you be so closed minded?!?!

Why shouldn't i fuck his grandma in law?
She may be cute indeed.

Ever seen Coco?

She looks identical to the grandma in that

https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/story_medium/public/thumbnails/image/2018/01/18/15/coco-1.jpg

This one?

I'd sure smash that.

Yes

Just like that

She can walk though

@Sdeck37 which one of the pic would you smash?

Both, but not at the same time.

prude

Lads I'm at a Chinese wedding today

Will be posting first hand account of the wackiness

We had to be here at 8am .

There is a tradition where the bride hides in her home and the groom has to break in and steal her. But her friends and family guard the door so the groom has to throw red pockets full of money at them that they get to keep

So they get their money and then move

Also while you check in for the wedding , they have an accountant up front

And you're supposed to give money to the bridge and grooms family

So they write down your name and how much money you give

I asked why they had to catalogue everything it makes the gift seem less like a gift and more like a payment

I was told that they have to keep track so they can track the face given and so they know how much to give at THEIR wedding

So assuming everyone gets married, the money always goes back into each other's hands

Sounds like a more sensible wedding registry with a twist of chink jewry

Also the wedding party has children roll around and jump in their bed the ngiht before they sleep in it

Because it increases their chance of having babies

There are a lot of little games they do before the wedding as well...where the groom has to go to the bride's house and drink tea with them

And they hide some shoes in the house and they have to find them

There is a lot going on, it's hard to keep track

That sounds cute actually.

Yeah I'm not judging - just informing

You should also know that wedding photographer are fucking rich here

They own offices in really busy and expensive parts of town where they have a massive gaudy office that looks like a Victorian hotel

Think where most shops can only hold a few tables, but their office is just this massive hotel lobby pretty much

But it's always empty. It's all about the face

But I guess it's working because the rent on those places are massive

Wedding photography is the biggest meme regardless of country. Some people in the states try to pull a fast one by hiding that its a wedding until the last moment but chinks probably refuse to play that game and pay full price 100% of the time.

Well in China most of the wedding photos get taken before the wedding

So it's impossible haha

I do this it's BS how the same venue can cost twice as much just cause you're using it for a wedding

Post photos

Was in Spain this Christmas, so many chinks wanted to take weddings pics in churches western buildings just like white piggu.

Didn't expect there to be many chink tourists in Spain

Chinks tourists are everywhere

Many Koreans also

Yeah a lot of Chinese will travel for their wedding photos. It's kind of a game at this point for the most outlandish photo you can get

I saw a fuckload of asians when I was in Mallorca

I've seen a lot of cultural revolution themed wedding photos. It's bizarre

they all wore flip flops too <:downs:355737951918882846>

So we left the wedding and since it's so close to CNY all the trains are sold out to go back to our town. So we opted for a bus instead (our only option). It's a 4 hour drive

r i p

The bus is a complete shithole with rotten fruit on the ground and ripped up seats

The seats lean back really far

So far that if you go all the way, you can look up at the person sitting behind u

And less legroom than an airplane

But the weird thing is, the seats don't "lock" when you Lean back

couldnt you have rented a car that you can leave at your city

So if you sit up, your seat comes with you

Nah you can't use international driving permit here

And driving with chinks is suicide anyway

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So I'm putting a bag above us and this grandma is in front of me in a hurry to get to her seat, but she is standing in front of my seat and trying to push me to go to the back

I wave to her the "back up, I sit here" kind of wave

And she starts screaming

Bloody Mary "don't push me!!! Go away!!"

She eventually moves back, I sit down, and it turns out she's behind me

So the way the seats work is if you want any kind of room, you should lean back a little

Everyone is doing it , so you either join or forever stuck

So I lean back a little and she stops me and screams again that she has a baby

She's holding a 4 year old in her lap (didn't pay for his ticket. Standard procedure)

I'm tired of this cunt so I lean back , but not all the way

She jams her feet up against my chair and forces it to go vertical

I try to push back on it and she keeps her feet, preventing me for leaning back

I look back at her and ask her if she's crazy

She just keeps screening

Screaming

"I have a baby!!!! You cant lean back!!!!

Kind of stuff

So she keeps kicking my chair and holding her feet there

My fiancee starts yelling at her, and her husband is actually pretty nice

He's like "sorry you two, do you mind leaning forward? We don't have room"

And my fiancee very nicely too explained that we don't have room either

And that everyone has to lean back