Hang some Chinese characters upside down on the walls

Boom chinese new year

ye but if you put it like that, that's every holiday

>christmas: pop fireworks, eat a lot of food, give money to kids

@kaetaa you can replace Chinese New Year with Christmas and fine-tune it a little bit and it would work, too

It’s pretty funny actually

See Christmas is basically a party because it might be the last time you see parents/grandparents before the real cold sets in

And it was a historic time for them to die

China does it later in the year because they wouldn’t have to feed those people in a feast

That got grim pretty fast

they rather celebrate that the old people are halfway through the critical time

Yeah there's not much cultural stuff with Chinese New year, it's just a standard holiday to see family.

But they go all out

It's the time of year to impress your family

To show how much money you made

So buy the extra fancy food not because it tastes good but because it's expensive

So ironically I had some of the worse food ever during CNY last year because people will buy the most expensive stuff, so the people selling really cheap shit will put it in a nice box and sell it for loads

Again, I understand I'm explaining most products, but it's especially bad during CNY

Why are Chinese girls so good @porco

theyre not really lol

not most of them, at least

@Deleted User I don't know, I actually never had one. Just a Taiwanese and she's the best I've ever had

In terms of gf quality for me it was
Taiwan #1
Germany #2
Belarus #3
And Korea #4

But Korea and Belarus are almost same trash quality

Germany was fine but she had weird fetishes

Please do explain in further detail

The Korean one was working in Germany for a limited amount of time. Her hidden scope was to fuck as many white guys as possible because no one knew her here anyway and she wanted to have that experience

^

My whole experience with Korean women irl

Still the woman of what i thought would be the one was french ..

Like movies and TV shows based on the war with Japan, but if you look at the numbers, Japan completely obliterated China during the war, despite having 30% of Chinas troops. But in these shows, China always has super smart and super tactical military men and it shows the Japanese as barbaric monsters who just want to kill for fun. They also show Chinese destroying millions of Japanese in really horrific death scenes.

30% of the shows on Chinese television are Chinese vs Japanese war time stuff

These shows are all very popular. Chinks love watching their smart country men destroying hordes of dumb Japanese soldiers

Chinese believe they won the war (which technically, they did, because US forced Japan to surrender) but Chinese people honestly believe they were the ones responsible for driving Japanese out

I asked a few former co-workers and they all had similar stories of secret society Chinese communists (before it was established) who basically won the war for China

And how they were super smart and infiltrated the Japs and Japan is small

Etc etc.

Also saying "small Japan" is an insult in China to Japan. They think because the physical land mass of Japan is small , China is better

Which explains why China gets so butthurt if you ever say something isn't China (Taiwan etc) because their pride is with how big their country is

Ever heard of the flying tigers ? They basically won the air war and slowed the Japanese down in China