Whats the best place to buy Xiaomi phones?

With internatioal shipping

oh my god this is the reverse notch?

its absolutely hilarious

o_o

china was a mistake

YOU FUCKERS WANTED NO NOTCH

HERE!!

HAVE BUMP INSTEAD

if you dont like it just place bump on edge of table and push down

pikachu face

: D

Got chink sporks today.

Very thicc and heavy. Pleased.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/XIAOMI-Wowstick-42-in-1-Screwdriver-Kit-Portable-Precision-Multi-function-Screwdriver-Repair-Tools/32992558224.html

did not know this existed

That’s pretty expensive for a 42 piece set

I paid less than that for my Craftsman one from Canadian Tire

Dear, this one is stylish

Looks like the handle provides a solid, non-slippery surface for a better grip.

Looks like you can comfortably fit it in your prison pocket if you fear capture by the Soviets.

Smooth enough to hide from prison guards

I thought it was the one where the bits are stored in the bottom of the screwdriver

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/in-stocks-XIAOMI-MIJIA-Wiha-8-In-1-Ratchet-Screwdriver-Household-Screw-Driver-Repair-Tool/32989568882.html

julia has this i think

yeah i plan on getting that

any good chink case fans?

dont really care for the gamer aesthetic as long as they are quiet

just amazon 5pack of arctics f12 or f14?

ofc PWM ones if you want them to be quiet

>parcel rejected by airline

>still arrives

by the way I did complain to the chinks about it

do you think they smuggled it into the plane?

I bought an """"""original""""" battery for my nexus 5. Guess what. it's shit

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

guess what

ur phone is shit

Did you really order an original battery not a Chinese website and expected it to be orginal???

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

buying new battery for ancient phone <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

@Matthew Those suck for any hard foods, since the tines are dull and tick

thick

@Sapharanth you're dull and thick

Correct on one account

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Splash-Spill-Proof-Lid-Sealing-Bottle-Cover-20-30-oz-for-Ozark-Trail-RTIC-YETI-Tumbler/32970040137.html @Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck

that still looks like something that could get clipped on something in a backpack if not tightly packed and open on accident

Why the actual fuck would you put a full container of water IN a backpack

use the side cup holder you dummy

thats what its for, after all

Don't tell me your backpack doesn't have a cup holder, USB charging port, and a hidden pocket

You aren't a backpacklet, *right*?

I do have 2 cup holders but no charging ports

2 times the <:boomer:480046032546168863>

This guy gets it

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Tigernu-USB-Waterproof-Anti-Theft-Women-Backpacks-for-Men-15-6-inch-Laptop-Male-Backpack-Travel/32975871904.html

Best backpack coming through

>that video

Is that....German?

Russian?

Definitely slavic..

>USB 4.0

🤔

I know that's COMING, but chinks don't have access yet, right?

its ruski fren

ribyanok

Even if they're lying out of their ass about it having USB 4.0, I can vouch for the backpack itself being very good

the USB sticking out looks so fucking tacky imo

If it had a black rubber seal you could close it up with for waterproofing, it'd be even better tbh

@Matthew dear thank you

You are welcome dear

@Julian I keep my vacuum seal cups in a ziplock bag if they're in my rucksack

I would never trust any kind of drink container in a backpack with sensitive things like paper or electronics, even if it was supposed to be "watertight"

@Matthew are you one of those crazy backpack people who carry an entire house worth of items in your pack?

Muh EDC @androidcrawler

>needing a gun

where do you live?

detroit?

It's called the Bill of Rights, not the Bill of needs

I wasn't talking about that

I mean why did you need to carry a gun around in the first place

do you feel unsafe?

or is it just a pro guns thing

It is called the Bill of rights, not the Bill of needs

I do not need a reason

actually you do

i mean you carry a gun around for a reason right

even if it may not be self defense

I carry it because I have the right to

you dumbass I was asking your personal reason

not arguing about muh rights

I understand having rights is a hard concept for non Americans to understand

like i can the right to cross the street

but I don't cross the street without a reason

for example i want to go to the other side

in that sense i wanted to ask what your personal reason was for carrying a gun around

Why do you wear shoes

to prevent my feet from being harmed by the elements

and cause my shoes look good

Okay then

Glad you understand

why would you not cross the street without a reason to do you have any fun

how will csg ever recover

😂 👌

>Note: The “Cainiao Super Economy” and “China Post Ordinary Small Packet Plus” only have half-way tracking information. When the package leaves China, there will be no tracking information. They need 50-70 days to get to their destination. And there is a lot of risk of losing, so we do not recommend it. If you choose this type of logistics, we will not bear the risk of losing

is this true?

afaik they are still responsible for the package not arrived

its their job to fight it out with china post ?

just as you are if your return package is lost?

dont quote me on that last one

I am gonna buy my mom a Redmi 6A. She needs dual sim, basic youtube.

It seems like a super cheap option

works

my cousin uses a redmi 6A

Nice

smh rightlets dont understand guns

huooh

I dont. Guns arent so common in the filpeans

@Frederica Bernkastel what is common in the philipines?

Not guns

Bad Traffic

considering philipines had (still has?) major (illegal) gun problem in 2017 i doubt they are that uncommon thanks to gangs and all that jazz

Well. Since we had gun control crime skyrocketed here in Brazil lmao

Phillipines also makes plenty of guns, both legally and illegaly, for their domestic market and export.

Since many countries don't allow Chink guns in, that's the closest thing you can have.

What are some *interesting* Philipines guns?

The one pressed to the back of your head when you were just trying to buy some drugs in flipland

🤔

There's something ominous about that.

Still waiting on a phone battery to arrive via DHL e-commerce

Interesting how tracking began in the USA, unless it's a fake tracking code.

maybe it's similar to the thing they do for tax free DHL shipping to europe

it's first sent to UK untracked, and then DHL tracking starts there

@Sdeck37 Armscor makes a rifle in .22 TCM

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Bow-Ties-Self-Tie/32787501420.html
/fa/ on a budget

I ordered my roomie like 50$ worth of chink WoW merch bcz WoW classic is coming out and he's investing hard

He just got an alliance flag, actually looks p good for how cheap it was

i'll take pics and share links when they all arrive

got a large canvas print of the original WoW map

Isn't that cute

Y'all fuck?

lok'tar ogar

it's his borthday next month so i figured by the time it all arrives it'll be fine lmao

Mood

Is 4chan down?

works on my machine

Works on my clover app

<:shark_chink:230982717200793600>

Got these chargers today. Two QC 3.0 ports on each. Like $2.50 each.

There are people who unironically pay full price for phone chargers. Laugh at them.

DEAR I WILL BEAT YOU TO DIE

@Matthew are they legit? this thing wont explode my phone? 2 ports deliver full qc 3.0?

It shows up as fast charge on my phone, and it charges fast, so....yeah?

These chinks are probably all sourcing the ports from the same place, if color is any indication. Shockingly, the 3 port all green one is the most expensive one. No quick charge, but it has a little LCD display that shows you how much current it's drawing, it's nice, I guess.

So the chinese redmi note 7 has 6 GB ram but chinese bloated rom

Yeah but

xiaomi memory management xd

read : everything closes in the background aggressively

Why would I buy chink chargers? I'd just crack them open if I can trust them anyway

Outsource the checks to a Danish man

Couldnt you just replace the rom with global <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

@Matthew DOODOOQ

@Frederica Bernkastel Global ROM =/= Global version

What are some good chink shit things to explore on wish

Dont trust sex toys, dont trust anything chemical haha

How do you "debloat" MIUI

>on wish

Wish, aliexpress, alibaba, ebay, doesnt matter really

You don't buy from wish

>wish

@Frederica Bernkastel install lineage or some other rom. There's isn't really a way to get rid of all the mi ecosystem on MiUi itself

Eiither waaayy

What are some cool places to start

did you look at the infographic

http://chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

Remember to clean the dust off of it first

I want to buy a xaomi phone, but chinese backdoor

alright laowais
I have money and I'm thinking of buying the Mi9 SE

any objections/suggestions? Mi9 seems too big and I don't need flagship CPU or gaming or whatever

Note7 feels like the worse choice for me, I can comfortably afford both Mi9's

Any price is good when enslaving yourself to our chink overlords

@RoxiPlaysGames the choice is

USA backdoor

Or China backdoor

CIA backdoor or Jack Ma backdoor

@Tribit the USA doesnt spy on you actively, unless you give em a reason to

Lmao

So CIA backdoor for me

I dont know shit about interior ministry of china sooo

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

so which american phone will you get?

plot twist *they're all chinese to some degree*

I was wondering if regular quick charging 3.0 chargers work for oneplus 6t

why wouldnt they

@epi less American, more Korean/Nip

128gb Pink Mi 9 SE is out of stock in out of stock everywhere I see 😡

:(

@Tribit proprietary stuff? Idk they market it as dash charging or some shit like that

Warp charger idk

yeet

£300 total, hope HK goldway doesn't cuck

probably could have gotten a coupon for it but w/e, kimovil said that there were some but it didnt actually show them once you clicked

was thinking of getting some airpods but i already have KZ ZS5's <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

So I know that Micro SD is barely cheaper from China, but are USB drives the same? Not really worth the savings over the usual brands? I need to buy a handful of drives just for utility stuff, Hiren's, DBAN, etc.

Although those were probably bad examples, seeing as Hiren's has DBAN.

imo just buying bulk drives from Newegg is cheap enough and you don't run the risk of having bullshit speeds and capacities

So I'd say yeah basically the same as sd cards

why don't you use something like YUMI instead

put everything on a single stick

http://www.easy2boot.com/add-payload-files/list-of-tested-payload-files/

@Matthew they do the same thing with blue USB 2.0 ports

on hubs etc

I always thought blue was standard for 3.0

exactly

Orange and green aren't tho

they make a USB 2.0 hub and use blue ports

so you buy it thinking it's 3.0

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

gotta be careful with $2 chargers, they are not always safe

e.g https://lygte-info.dk/review/USBpower%20MLLSE%20Universal%2018W%20Quick%20Charger%20AR-QC-03%20UK.html

Yo nigs

Anybody knows a cheap bluetooth module that can place phone calls via bluetooth?

Here's a little scheme of what I am planning to do

I've considered the RN52, but it would bump up the price of the project quite a bit

@Magnets very interesting. I own 2 of those exact chargers. But as for it not being able to sustain a QC load for upwards of an hour without thermal issues is somewhat of a moot point, since your phone will be finished charging within that time, no?

you building yourself a carphone?

uh

i think you might be able to do something via a bt module and a voice assistant

nope, i acquired a spare Beocom but the pcb is busted, and I want to make something useful out of it

<:alithink:327930371796893698> are you unable to use Google assistant, Bixby, Siri, Alexa, etc to place calls? I guess I don't understand what your use case is

@Windatica It would be good, but there are 20 keys begging to be used

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482> wot

It's a project for the sake of a project?

so you want to be cool retro telephone man?

Basically

<:deletdis:560200664794398741>

This is the fucker

making a telephone an accessory for your cell phone, what a world we live in

alright but how often do you actually make phonecalls

he wants to use the keypad on the phone

but jsut have it talk to his cell to make the connection

It's more of an exercise on designing a good looking PCB