JB Weld is with adhesives in paint, but it's not for painting or arts and crafts type projects, so no one in that department knows much about it

JB Weld is for literally everything

And everyone who has been there long enough to know multiple departments has left or got too much work dumped on them to be out helping customers who haven't specifically seeked them out

Ehhh, I mean, yes, for the meme, but they don't put JB Weld on the list of school supplies for elementary schoolers, so Pinterest moms won't know about it

@Deleted User can JB weld fix a broken marriage?

Yes, actually.

Two parts need to become one and form a bond stronger than other single componant adhesives.

Gay.

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Outdoor-EDC-Tactical-Pen-Defense-Brass-Automatic-Button-Write-Creative-Ballpoint-Pen-EDC-Portable-Mini-ZD/2213062_32815969110.html

THOSE FINGERNAILS

https://i.imgur.com/UBWiC1X.jpg

jesus christ what the fuck

These are the people who buy 'tactical' pens

``people ``

*People* don't do that, John. That's subhuman behavior.

Also, there's nothing actually tacticool about that pen. It actually looks quite nice.

aliexpress slightly redesigned their website 🤔

it only seems like they touched the top most navigation bar

Doesn't look bad

hmm

hmmm

>sunyou mail

"Respected Jedi Master"

https://keeb.io/collections/keyboard-pcbs/products/mf68-magicforce-68-pcb-replacement-kit?variant=16068261609566

🤔

but...y

Reprogrammed keys and backlighting, like it says?

alright yes, this is an upgrade for a magicforce 68, but chances are if you're the type of consumer whose interesting in buying pcb's for mechanical keyboards you wouldn't go out of your way to buy a pcb to do a replacement

you'd just buy a pcb and make a brand new keyboard, because it'd be more convenient and a better investment of your time

for $40 you're paying for:
1) junk keycaps
2) junk switches
3) strange 60-ish% layout

then you have to spend $10 for the pcb and $5 for a microcontroller and maybe some more bucks for something like LED lighting and a couple of hours in desoldering the old magicforce 68 (being sure not to melt anything), and resassembling it with the new pcb and features but same shitty keycaps, switches, and strange layout

for $40 you're paying for:
1) plastic
2) meme switches
3) not even 100% keyboard but 60% what you bought cause you thought it makes ladies like you more

ftfy

anyway the fact that someone went out and designed this pcb and had it go and get produced makes no sense

its easier and better to to this type of thing from scratch

make pcb from scratch then pay big money to someone to make case to fit that shit only to realises your keycaps are wrong size

not literally from scratch, i mean buying bare kit parts and assembling it together

I mean, sure. But people get really, really autistic about stuff.

See: audiophiles and cinema snobs

Something being a good financial value proposition isn't the be-all end-all determination on if it's worth it to someone

your better off just getting a tada68 or something

that's what im saying

its pretty shitty how expensive 70% pcbs are in comparison to the awful meme sizes

I don't disagree, I'm just saying

Also, what is the consensus on the "group buy" function that Ali has now?

@Windatica smaller keeb = bigger dick

i don't get how people do it

60% is already pushing it

60% is my sweet spot tbh

I need a numpad for the vidya I play

i like dedicated function keys so id opt for tkl or 70% but what i really want are cheap 70%'s with decent switches

and i don't want to diy because a pcb is $30 at the minimum

prob never lol

its okay i'll build two 40%'s and attach em together

<https://www.40percent.club/2018/01/4x4x4x4x4.html>

https://item.jd.com/4306995.html

this looks hot

kailh choc-low profile switches on a 96 key bluetooth keyboard for like 350 yuan

if only there was a way to ship it globally without getting fucked

i think there's oems of this out

if i can find it

really? that'd be neat

compact full-size is truly the sexiest option

oh wait, there's a single model on amazon

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/HEXGEARS-X1/4215012_32910734110.html

that's pretty sexy, but not as compact sadly

nicer silhouette though

there's also <https://www.keychron.com/products/keychron-mechanical-keyboard>

Xiaomeme 10kmah battery pack, 10/10, would recommend

Only charged it when I bought it a few months ago, just keep it in my locker for days when I've really run my phone dead or it didn't get charged at night, still probably half full.

What the fuck did you do to it

Did you interrogate it before you used it or.

Jesus christ dude, stop torturing your tech

detonate it

Lol backpack wear n tear, normal

that's not bad

a friend of mine uses the same powerbank and his is dented

Had a dude in an office complain about laptop wear n tear and complained that it rukned performance the more the case was worn down lol

All of my wut

how is this backpack wear and tear

it looks dirty

wash it

Those kind of heating pads from military rations, where you just add water and they start generating incredible heat for about half hour. I don't know how they're called. Has anyone seen them on Ali before? I need a few

Flameless ration heaters

Or mre heaters

is redmi note 7 out? <:thonk:288060975775612929>

yeah

yes but not the pro version

i think

i wish my note 5 had those sexy colours sighhhhh

Mi 8 Pro is the sexiest colour

Transparent gray

With visible components

@Lefteris wasnt the pro version confirmed to be india and china only?

Why would they?

new redmi note 7 pro 👌 💯 😂 lit camera

Mods, change @Speshu 's name to "Ben" 😂 👌

why would you care what lowlife chinks think

@Matthew no, kill yourself

Hey be nice

bullying not allowed

dear

i doubt 7 pro will be india only...

probably just for a while so pajeetland can find all bugs

@Lefteris NO GLOBAL LAUNCH

YET

Daily reminder that review scores are WORTHLESS

Chonked

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

*uuuuuuuuuh* ***five stars***

Now I'm just black, I'm screwed <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

@StickyDonutHoles @Cole Pocket with keys. It's got a weird, apparently very delicate, finish. Wears right off. If I polished it off I'm sure it would stay shiny a long while.

@timsandtoms hey, you have autism about weird shit, so maybe you know: those stainless "soap" bars. Do those work?

They're on ali for likes 2 bux

It's just a chunk of stainless, you can use good silverware too. Is it still silverware if it's not silver? Cutlery? Utensils? But yeah, a normal spoon works, it's just less comfy. Something about the steel acting as a catalyst to help the water wash away the smells.

When I say good silverware I mean proper 18/8 or 18/10 stuff.

I do not know what grade of stainless I have in my kitchen, forgive me.

Flatware?

I think flatware is the word.

If it was super cheap shit, probably not, but if it was a halfway decent set you're probably good. It's not a weird grade, it's kinda the standard.

I don't have just one set. My stuff is a mishmash of thrift store finds and whatnot. Holdovers from my "just moved out of mommy's house" poverty days

Should probably replace it. Is chink silverware a good value proposition?

Eh. How much is a set that's claiming 18/8 or 18/10?

Numbers refer to chromium/nickel content btw

I'd personally rather get a major brand name, because the finish is PROBABLY better, and you'll have better luck if you want more years later.

I think ours ended up being something like $30-$40 on sale at Target for a nice Oneida set.

Looking like it'd be the sameish on ali for what I'd consider a trusted brand for stainless

IronX

Browse around US retailers and brands you've heard of before ordering on Ali, but it's just stainless, so probably fine.

All the ones on ali say "304".

Similar stuff

Actually, the same it looks like.

Some places are saying the chromium/nickel content in 304 ranges a bit, some are saying it should be the same as 18/8. Apparently 18/10 is a little better, more nickel being a little sturdier and shinier

Doesn't really matter, it's a fork, not something industrial grade where lives depend on it

I see. The next step would be to convince the gf to part with all this mishmash shit. Women place sentimental value on the weirdest shit, I swear

Shadowbox her favorites for some artsy sentimental crap to hang on the wall, get some bullshit Pinterest-esque phrase on it, and buy new stuff

🤔

Get your shittin' bags, ladies and gentlemen

throw them all in the dumpster when she is out of the house

replace with new ones before she gets back

>emergency tool hot s

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

are they environmentally friendly?

i thought shitbag was just an insult

Would you like to get compared to one of those things.

Oh I thought it was like a funnel to pee through, that wouldve been pretty clever

Imagine the stress seeing that thing steadily fill up and realising that you have way more pee than it can hold

they sell funnel ones too, i bought one for my sister

Awww yeah, guys

This is fucking schweet

<#531212403858472967> <:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>

my ba

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@Matthew But it is a chink item

From China

@StickyDonutHoles I think he was referring to something else that was posted and deleted

also pls post link to said item

Is the unidigi phone really shit?

yes

Alright!

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2019-New-Hands-Free-Automatic-Squeezer-Toothpaste-Dispenser-Squeeze-Out-Wall-Mount-Bathroom-Accessories-2-Sizes/32848088377.html? @Julian

@StickyDonutHoles yeah, I posted a meme in the wrong channel

and holy shit I need that toothbrush thingy

It's fucking sweet

And it uses an adhesive, so no screws or anything

It's freaking easy to use

Makes living on 24 sq meter a bit easier

I know I kinda asked this before

But good organizers for socks, shirts and pants in drawers?

ever thought of using those sturdy plastic bags?

though for shirts I only hang them up because otherwise my ironing goes to waste

Plastic bags?

For sorting in drawers

How would that work...

things like these, but you just roll them up instead of using a vacuum

another thing you could do is separate the inside with some cheap wood and wood glue

Oh I would love that

The thing is, I use my clothes

*cheap wood and glue*

Like a seperator?

yeah

I wish I could find cheap seperators

make a separator in the drawers

Or if anyone knew of a good one

I saw some seperators, but they are only for like...

Socks and underpants

maybe with chipboard

I need it for t shirts aswell

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2L-Storage-Box-High-Quality-Plastic-Cereal-Dispenser-Storage-Box-Kitchen-Food-Grain-Rice-Containers-Nice/32919333997.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.87444c4d3h7fIb

Also I can't wait for these badboys to come home

nice

Finally, I can measure rice, oats and what not in an easy way

Ali has surprisingly a lot of good items for the home

I tend to use a mug for measuring

I even got nano-strong adhesive hooks for my jackets

So I can finally save some space

I can't buy much till next year, when I'll not be in uni residences

Yeah a mug is nice

But I need exact measurements, since I am rationing

fair

I try to keep my total spending on food as low as 7 dollars a week for two people

I tend to spend £30 a month on food

Does your girlfriend also live with you?

It's kinda hard finding the space, isn't it?

nah, I just like meat a lot

Same

Shame that beef jerky is costly as all hell

Like why does it have to be so good, yet so expensive. But also just ham and pork in general.

I buy things like minced turkey or minced meat (pork and beef)

cheaper than chicken or beef

Do you also go to the "almost expired" aisle

And then buy in bulk

And freeze the shit out of it?

wew, and I thought my spending was poverty tier

Hah

HAHA

60 BUCKS A MONTH FOR FOOD BABY

yeah, the shops sell cheap stuff before closing and cheap veg early opening times

TWO PEOPLE

BEAT ME

IM GETTING A HOUSE, WHILE YOU FILTHY ANIMALS ARE GONNA BE STUCK IN YOUR RENTALS

that said food is really the one thing I wouldn't compromise spending money on

since that shit goes inside you

That and hygiene

Dental and body hygiene.

Fuck going to the movies or gay shit like that.

also, uh <#531212403858472967>

Literally sushi

Oh yeah

Wonder how good/bad this is

ooh

a kalimba

Someone with money pls buy this and report back

i want to buy it, but i also have no musical talent whatsoever, so i wouldnt be able to make a good report

like how i bought a vintage keyboard but i dont know how to play it so it sits in the corner

Got my chink airpods.

|| Handlets BTFO||

after finding someone fatter than matt

we now need to find someone with bigger hands

to fully strip him of his identity

ogre smash

I long for the day that I'm no longer King Hamhands

it's not fair, they look bigger because you've got fat packing them out

so i got my 24-key kalih switch tester

the chinese are doin crazy shit with some of these switches