Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 566476736464945153


2019-04-12 23:58:00 UTC  

I've worked there for 3 years this month, and of the 175ish employees at my location, only 30-40 have been there longer than me

2019-04-12 23:58:53 UTC  

JB Weld is with adhesives in paint, but it's not for painting or arts and crafts type projects, so no one in that department knows much about it

2019-04-12 23:59:13 UTC  

JB Weld is for literally everything

2019-04-12 23:59:57 UTC  

And everyone who has been there long enough to know multiple departments has left or got too much work dumped on them to be out helping customers who haven't specifically seeked them out

2019-04-13 00:01:05 UTC  

Ehhh, I mean, yes, for the meme, but they don't put JB Weld on the list of school supplies for elementary schoolers, so Pinterest moms won't know about it

2019-04-13 00:09:41 UTC  

@Deleted User can JB weld fix a broken marriage?

2019-04-13 00:11:02 UTC  

Yes, actually.

2019-04-13 00:11:32 UTC  

Two parts need to become one and form a bond stronger than other single componant adhesives.

2019-04-13 00:12:38 UTC  

Gay.

2019-04-13 02:17:48 UTC  

THOSE FINGERNAILS

2019-04-13 02:19:27 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/566447329763131392/SPOILER_fingernail.jpg

2019-04-13 02:33:38 UTC  

jesus christ what the fuck

2019-04-13 03:36:41 UTC  

These are the people who buy 'tactical' pens

2019-04-13 03:45:53 UTC  

``people ``

2019-04-13 03:46:23 UTC  

*People* don't do that, John. That's subhuman behavior.

2019-04-13 03:47:13 UTC  

Also, there's nothing actually tacticool about that pen. It actually looks quite nice.

2019-04-13 04:14:31 UTC  

aliexpress slightly redesigned their website 🤔

2019-04-13 04:15:04 UTC  

it only seems like they touched the top most navigation bar

2019-04-13 04:16:18 UTC  

Doesn't look bad

2019-04-13 16:45:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/566665226607656974/unknown.png

2019-04-13 16:45:19 UTC  

hmm

2019-04-13 16:55:48 UTC  

hmmm

2019-04-13 16:59:57 UTC  

>sunyou mail

2019-04-13 17:02:40 UTC  

"Respected Jedi Master"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/566669598880170014/Screenshot_2019-04-13-12-02-17.png

2019-04-13 19:16:29 UTC  

🤔

2019-04-13 19:16:53 UTC  

but...y

2019-04-13 19:25:22 UTC  

Reprogrammed keys and backlighting, like it says?

2019-04-13 19:33:01 UTC  

alright yes, this is an upgrade for a magicforce 68, but chances are if you're the type of consumer whose interesting in buying pcb's for mechanical keyboards you wouldn't go out of your way to buy a pcb to do a replacement

2019-04-13 19:33:30 UTC  

you'd just buy a pcb and make a brand new keyboard, because it'd be more convenient and a better investment of your time

2019-04-13 19:35:57 UTC  

for $40 you're paying for:
1) junk keycaps
2) junk switches
3) strange 60-ish% layout

then you have to spend $10 for the pcb and $5 for a microcontroller and maybe some more bucks for something like LED lighting and a couple of hours in desoldering the old magicforce 68 (being sure not to melt anything), and resassembling it with the new pcb and features but same shitty keycaps, switches, and strange layout

2019-04-13 19:39:29 UTC  

for $40 you're paying for:
1) plastic
2) meme switches
3) not even 100% keyboard but 60% what you bought cause you thought it makes ladies like you more

2019-04-13 19:39:31 UTC  

ftfy

2019-04-13 19:41:09 UTC  

anyway the fact that someone went out and designed this pcb and had it go and get produced makes no sense

2019-04-13 19:41:36 UTC  

its easier and better to to this type of thing from scratch

2019-04-13 19:42:34 UTC  

make pcb from scratch then pay big money to someone to make case to fit that shit only to realises your keycaps are wrong size

2019-04-13 19:42:58 UTC  

not literally from scratch, i mean buying bare kit parts and assembling it together

2019-04-13 19:48:28 UTC  

I mean, sure. But people get really, really autistic about stuff.

2019-04-13 19:48:43 UTC  

See: audiophiles and cinema snobs