im gonna open a ticket tomorrow

I wish chinkland had a service where I could make custom stickers.

I would make so many Tojo stickers.

http://bit.ly/2ACPNBG

bigg link

uuuu

@tinytaco arigato

£6 for 100 stickers is not bad at all

That is an amazingprice

@Deleted User in case you missed it Sticky, https://imgur.com/a/1UEh7

WOW

NO WAY

My gf loves pokemon.

That's fucking great, thanks bm800 autist.

what the fuck these are awesome

picking up the kitten socks asap

Check out the credit at the bottom 👌

A lot of them came from me and Tribit

Santa-anon claims very few did but it's quite a large chunk

And he stopped updating it when we stopped posting ideas

you guys are lads, thanks

just so you know

https://i.imgur.com/8NTbB7X.jpg

there is no way in fuck theyre arriving before christmas

Yeah that ship sailed in November

these are gifts to myself

i dont care about others

tfw no chinkshit today either

i had a dream today when all the tracking numbers updated in 17track and they were all set to be delivered today

you know your life is chinkshit when ur dreams are chinkshit

my life is ~~chink~~shit

ive never ordered from ali before always goybest or other sites. how is ali with shipping and stuff. i plan on getting a phone case and maybe some other small stuff from them. ali, how does it work?

1. you order

2. you pay

3. you get your stuff

ali is very good for phone cases and shit like that

I can't @ comfy right now

and ali is always on your side

That 29 in 1 EDC kit is a dead link

@Big Meme apparently ali also holds on to your money before you actually confirm that you received the item

yep

disputes are a breeze often

Fish pencil case in that gift ideas thread. 🤔

Would go well with the carp pillows I saw yesterday.

Which, btw, made Ali go fucking nuts with the fishing gear suggestions again.

best thing i saw is this

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-DXXmHaSIfik/Wig1rnIyTJI/AAAAAAAACn0/kxf0kEcNuJA0865XcexgV_uoj2Neb346wCHMYCw/s0/chrome_2017-12-06_18-23-40.png

its actually really nice

thanks @Julian

but yeah, really nice list. quite a few things in my basket now, appreciate it

I dont remember if the price was lower on 11.11 or nah

So guys, what are you getting your loved ones for christmas?

I'm getting my gf a ditto plushie, a max headroom cassette and jax for the psp.

Oh and a pvc lugia

I have no idea what to get for gifts

@Deleted User Lugia? Is that some fucked up 🇨🇳 Luigi?

It's a Pokemon

All this shit won't ever reach here before christmas.

That's extremely disappointing. 😦

@Sham Of course. 👍

tfw christmas is in less than 3 weeks

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

I'm surprised that some things even get here before the buyer protection is up on the Alis.

I'll be happy if I get my 11 11 shit before Christmas

@kontroll are you a burger

I wish.

i already know a few things won't make it from 11.11

I'm living in Cuckistan.

🇸🇪

oh

gonna try to find some cool stuff on etsy for xmas as well, not that i care for it, but it makes others happy

I think I found

dare I say

/ourguy/?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Price

tfw no polish chinkshit gf

huh its mostly chicks buying those caps

Saw a chick at uni with one of those stupendously oversized phone cases. With ears.

Naturally she was azn.

would get hard

...for me to speak a word

do I get the white cap or the black cap

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/NEW-2016-GOOD-Quality-brand-cap-for-men-and-women-fashion-dad-hat-leisure-Gorras-Snapback/32762216824.html

🤔

@Julian Depends on how filthy you are, no? 😄

I mean yea I guess

but Im a clean guy

There you go then. Get the pink one.

im not a faggot though

Nothing /cgl/ can't fix

@Julian Are you black or white?

Remember, black is the feminine colour.

Wear the female.

Wear black

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

Julian is asian.

Wear pink or white

am east yurop

do chinksites get Chinese New Year sales 🤔

@Julian Yes, two years after new years.

Eastern european?

Lith, estonian, latvian, bulgarian, belarus?

@Julian https://www.channeladvisor.com/blog/marketplaces/biggest-chinese-shopping-holidays-2017/

@Deleted User lith

Ayy, I got a lith gf

OwO

I think I meet more foreigners with lith gfs than liths themselves on the internet

Hehe

I have a balt server where you can meet more liths.

Want an invite?

spoilers: this is the bait and he wants u as a trap bf

I already have a gf.

but no bf

checkmate

exposed

I'm straight, though.

just like ali sellers promise good service and fast ship

can i have ur gf when u get bored with it?

No, she is mine.

https://www.gearbest.com/accessories/pp_675872.html

when you vape and have autismo

Find your own nazi gf, that plays vidya all days and hates muslims.

@Big Meme a vape fidget spinner?

My god.

ya

the fidget spinner cell phone is still better

put it between the box and the tank and fidget while you blow clouds

that fidget spinner cellphone shows us why india is the shithole it is

anyone know of a good iphone dock?

~~your toilet~~

tried it

https://www.ebay.com/i/202046018644?chn=ps&var=502041281052

what do you need a dock for?

just charging when sitting upright?

just to be able to one hand charge it at work

https://www.apple.com/shop/product/MGRM2AM/A/iphone-lightning-dock-white

i think any of ali's lightning docks would be more than fine

i need a proffesional opiniopn here

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Emerging-Art-Vaporwave-Fashion-Design-Phone-Case-Shell-Cover-Bag-For-Xiaomi-Redmi-3S-3-Note/32794756562.html?spm=2114.search0306.3.29.BjvMIS&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_0_10130_10152_10151_10539_10594_10596_10059_10312_10314_10534_10313_10084_100031_10083_10547_10107_10546_10307_10604_10548_10603_10605_10341_10065_10142_10340_10068_10343_10541_10342_10345_10103_10344_10325_10545_10324,searchweb201603_0,ppcSwitch_0&algo_pvid=d334ff4a-9076-4671-b32b-f688d5cb4c6a&algo_expid=d334ff4a-9076-4671-b32b-f688d5cb4c6a-6

which one should i get?

the one for your phone

duh

mfw

which design should i get tho

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Baseus-Dock-Station-Charger-For-iPhone-7-6-6s-Plus-se-5-5s-Speaker-Desktop-Charging/32823916773.html this one looks crazy lmao

@Big Meme Second design.

i'd go with vpw8

i was thinking like 1,5,7,8or 10

eh theyre pretty cheap. maybe ill just get a couple and i can switch them out

You MAWNSTER

I scrolled up.

The fug is a lith?

Probably Lithuanian

@Sham Yep, lithuanian.

Disgusting.

I'm wondering if I should pick a fight over this order I have with the fake tracking on GB.

I got a canada goose jacket yesterday

from a taobao seller

should I post pics?

Sure, does it fit right?

Link your /r/chinkrepfashion post 🤔

@Big Meme why not a real case

I don't post on reddit

also it fits alright. "XL" sizing

how much

￥ 1200

in real currency

$181 usd, $44 ems shipping

the style is like a mix between two existing styles

I don't really care though

its pretty warm

is it warm?

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

>220 usd for a silly chink jacket

>not wearing all the envelopes and boxes from all the chinkshit you've received before

i can't even tell what makes that jacket unique/special besides the patch

it's the insides that count

>checked the mail just now
>no chink shit for me today
rip

I wonder how many packages will be lost thanks to the holidays

All right, one package has been shipped already!

Can we somehow check what's in a package if an order has been split on gearbest?

Actual Canada goose jackets are like

Many times that price

but nobody will believe its a real one

why didnt you just buy the fucking patch and a nicer cheap jacket

I'm not disagreeing

what do you mean by nicer

🐝 nice

most of the reason these are so "expensive" is they're filled to the brim with down, this one I think uses duck though

he means that you couldve bought just a proper jacket instead of a wannabe one

like what

like i dun fukin know you can find very good brand new jackets at mil surplus stores

for less

I had one of those actually, it wasnt very good

the good ones cost about the same

if theres an item on ali and the seller has listed a lot of stuff but no products have reviews can i trust that ill get it or no?

worst case scenario your time will be wasted

you'll get your money back

but a tip from me would be go to the bottom of the page where the similar items are and find a clone there

with reviews and stuff

thats usually what i do but this guy is the only one with stuff

oh well

if i order that and some other stuff will my other stuff be delayed because of him?

nop

ali is individual packages for each item

unless its from the same seller

oh boy killing trees and shit yay!

Anybody else notice the mobile AliExpress website seems like it 1000% improved recently

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Lavaza-Mac-DeMarco-Cover-Case-for-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-2-3-4-Pro-Prime-4A-4X/32837996327.html?spm=2114.10010108.1000013.39.62c18e032Cw5jS&traffic_analysisId=recommend_2088_20_90158_iswistore&scm=1007.13339.90158.0&pvid=41e6a94c-74fb-4005-9356-7d214f1400f4&tpp=1

if i by like 5 of these will i be scammed

Apparently it's now a "Progressive Web App" with help from google

If they scam you just open dispute

lmao why are you getting 5 mac demarco cases

only queers care about "killing trees"

I'm still wondering if I should pick shit with Gearbest.

I fucking hate those kikes now.

cuz i think theyre fucking hilarious and i didnt even know they had them

gaybeast is great, however i still waiting on my knife

All I'm doing is picking shit with them because they can't get the orders right after being months behind on every fucking order.

Nothing but problems.

i never had issues with gearbest, but it's been some months since i ordered from them

faster than fasttech or amost ali sellers i've dealt with

did they change ownership or something recently and now they're bad?

They gave me a fake tracking code.

>implying theyve ever given real tracking numbers

yeah idk the only issues ive eer had with gaybeast is them holding up my 3d printer and making me pay extra for it to ship but other than that theyve been reliable even if a little shakey. they always pull through

okay someone give me ideas on what shit to buy from Ali. so far i have a shirt for my friend and 3 mac demarco phone cases what else is good to buy from ali

I got a replacement showerhead that was pretty great.

Also, chink figurines are great.

link to chink figs

You can get knockoff versions of whatever you want that are usually reasonably priced and don't look half bad.

i bought some fake mikus in china

You'd still be able to tell it's a fraud but yeah.

theyre pretty shit com[ared to the japp ones

ive heard rumors about people buying drugs and plant seeds how does that work

my foam nunchucks got here today

they're shit, broke immediately

@Lynxoid bought drugs a few days ago

and was high a few hours ago

Can't even hit my gf with foam nunchucks without them breaking off

omg those are some shit nunchucks

Yes hello

@Deleted User do you have coupon for xiaomeme meme scale

I got tax returns

So i want to buy it

@Big Meme wanna buy chink drugs