How's everyone preparing for the ritual torture that is Christmas? Not just going out, but going out to spend a full day with the extended family....

https://goo.gl/TDBwen

How bad can they be?

concerned about lead or arsenic tbh in some shitty cheap glaze

maybe best for a secret santa gift

might make a good ashtray if I smoked

wouldnt be poisoning me then

nice, also no need to change to inferior temp

Time to go check the post

@Maxumym @not_a_bot Yeah but in a nice normal pottery, the lead glaze isnt an issue because it is nicely sealed. Similarly, arsenic containing releasing agents are used in a lot of industrial kilns - normally fine as everything is properly washed. But I'm not trusting any fucking chink on aliexpress to actually take that care

post was worth it lads

High quality pantsu

@fireglow @spaqin you lads are in for a treat
https://goo.gl/oYZgUG

they are pretty elastic

fit me and the gf （＾ｖ＾）

lower quality cheaper (chinkier) version https://goo.gl/gwYJRE

didnt by this because it looked shittier and on 11.11 the nicer pantsu cost the same

You should buy a pair of the pants

and slim down until you can fit in them

then you can stop

nice yardstick

Anyone got any kitchenware recs?

Might burn 20 dollars or so on some dumb gadget, but that fucking egg anus is being sold by about 10,000,000 greedy chinks so I cant find any gems. Also a tea infuser or thermos might be nice

https://goo.gl/aRAvyG
https://goo.gl/GtzKuw
This is my current shortlist for tea infuser

https://goo.gl/UiN38S
The egg anus

To shit out an egg

also that fucking hipster goat horn thing is everywhere lol
https://goo.gl/5UG6j9

i know, what an odd thing to chink

This is the egg-anus video nonpareil
https://embed.theguardian.com/embed/video/lifeandstyle/video/2015/jul/15/egg-master-demonstration-video

Nobody needs mainland women, not even mainlanders

maybe Cantonese women get a pass

CHOOSE

https://youtu.be/LbiIu_EzuWk

Only on ali

never seen one in real life

Stop

these things make me feel ill

its such a disgusting concept, and a nightmarish execution ALWAYS

@Gratzl Thanks for the mental image

North wouldn't look at you even as she fucked you, South would be too shy. True....

how does one fuck in a direction?

here we go

watch this informative video for the 100% true facts (TM)

the video is really Beijing vs Guangzhou

femboy twinks and traps are the premium high-test choice m8

Never gonna make it

@Sham But late night winter barbecues are the best

'autism shoes'
What the fuck is this retarded meme they are fucking shoes christ

definitely true

if you trick him into fucking your boipucci, the joke's on him

test?

Noticed during the black friday sales that Amazon is starting to get a bit chinky

Shilled in the US or everywhere? I had literally never heard of Wish till right now

shopping on ebay for this stuff is just asking to be double chinked

yeah it looks like shit

I admit i got it from the outlet store though

yeah.... They make that 2017 one in black but it still looks shitty

aye?

why didnt you just buy the fucking patch and a nicer cheap jacket

@Rusty Fucking hell why are pokegals so good

what a hero you are

What is this trying to illustrate

regret setting in yet?

@Czen ' women's '

No feedback with pictures sadly

https://goo.gl/LXntQD

Crotchless stocking body suit

fuck yes

Fucking want to ply it so bad

me and some friends are playing bit of freedom unite again to soothe our souls

That's the only acceptable kind of self insert

But I dont want to fuck a younger boy

I DO want to be fucked by an mommy gf

I think with consistent interest and someone to talk to you can get pretty 'conversational' in a language quickly

@Shrimpf hahahaha no. I had to use it for work and it was a nightmare; after which my language level in French has returned to its normal shitty state

Two packages have been knocking around for like a fortnight somewhere in the country

I want my singles day shit

evening mte

how come your vacation's ending just before Christmas?

new chink shit has landed

https://goo.gl/X4SPhP

I can whole heartedly recommend this product

When on a bit more of a discount