why do you want sad mittens

That was really contradictonary.

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Please Rey

"Why don't you wash yourself everyday"

"I was myself every second day"

i wash everything but my hair

why

he fell for the "essential hair oils" meme

bc my hair gets dried out if i wash it evrry day

he probably wears skinny jeans too

Which is what I just said.

stop using shitty shampoo

Mark you are just repeating what I said.

Why are you doing this to yourself, Mark?

and if i dont wash ot every second day i get dandruff

Dandruff...

I wash my hair every 3 or 4 days, if I wash it everyday it gets very oily.

hes trying to stretch out his shampoo with bleach and its not working

And I don't want to oil up.

Get a move on and like my vids Mark

be useful m8

yeah i will after i shower bby

if you're a grill with a shitton of hair it makes sense

i still havent subbed comfy im sorry

Sub me, dawg.

pls dont hit me again

I make good vids

or if you wear skinny jeans

it's okay, I can wait

little bit at a time

i have a shitton of hair

Yeah you do

Gonna post a pic now

k in shitposting

Nah

Rite here

k we

Since you are a chink.

idc

IN DISGUISE

brb gonna go shower

i actually got a trim since then so

that selfie is olr

*old

Trim ya pubes too, big boi.

luv u

i actually have to tbh

my gf is starting to complain

oh wellll

"gf"

she...

probably should clean my smegma too

gf (male)

SMEGMA

AHAHAHA

AHAHAHAA

AHHA

gf(with benis)

smegma

feminine penis its ok

How the fuck do you get smegma in this day and age?

how

God

You must never shower.

i was fucking kidding

Good.

too late

im circumcised so it wouldn't happen anyways

Because that's fucking disgusting, smegma mark.

circumsized..

HAHA

>tfw no smegma

HE FELL FOR IT

THE ABSOLUTE JEW

feels good

my parents fell for it

dick cheese <:benis:239668961011040257>

tfw uncut and no smegma

@StickyDonutHoles same

that's my reaction to all Mark posts

bumboozled

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/429/009/081.png

kek

k imma shower now bye fags

snafu?

Snu snu?

Hey Mark.

even Mark's shower is a lie

Can you call your mommy and ask her if she would apologize for violating you?

he's still reading

Shower (male)

He is reading in the shower.

I don't know what this mark has done

What happend to the old Mark?

zuck?

samsung s3 marc is dead

Why....