fuck

also, lil bit expensive

but i will keep them in mind when i lose weight

fit me and the gf （＾ｖ＾）

how big are you fam?

post a review with pics of gf

both of you wearing only pantsu so we could have the best look at the product

and no pantsu for comparison

me_irl

are you uh

browsing the reviews for pics

of course

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

oh come on mister chink

lower quality cheaper (chinkier) version https://goo.gl/gwYJRE

didnt by this because it looked shittier and on 11.11 the nicer pantsu cost the same

``Waistline: about 50-56cm ``

hmmmmm

i'm not *that* slim

YOU NEED TO BLEED TO BE THE LITTLE GIRL

Sweat and bleed

<:pepewot:327934404234313739>

i don't sweat

i bleed sometimes when i'm not careful enough with knives

i just don't eat

>I'm fat because I don't eat

<:anime:338369166929035265> <:shiggy:232792354610872320>

n-no

i'm fat but i don't eat so i get slimmer, slowly

You should buy a pair of the pants

and slim down until you can fit in them

then you can stop

nice yardstick

a pair of *the pants*

i don't need additional motivations

not just any pants

i just want to be a cute anime girl driving a 1995 Mazda Miata

get yourself some $1000 japanese denim

$1000 japanese denim folded 1000 times

Anyone got any kitchenware recs?

whatcha looking for?

one entire kitchen

don't buy chink kitchen knives

its not worth for what you can probably already get

Might burn 20 dollars or so on some dumb gadget, but that fucking egg anus is being sold by about 10,000,000 greedy chinks so I cant find any gems. Also a tea infuser or thermos might be nice

👀 egg anus?

i think the chinese/walmart sell a generic thermos that is fairly good

'yeti' something

https://goo.gl/aRAvyG
https://goo.gl/GtzKuw
This is my current shortlist for tea infuser

chink steel chopsticks are very much meh

those infusers look like they would be cheaper locally because shipping

https://goo.gl/UiN38S
The egg anus

o-oooh

w-why would you want that

because ashens has one

To shit out an egg

i'm still not convinced

<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B12EfGArME>
<https://www.dhgate.com/wholesale/search.do?act=search&sus=&searchkey=yeti+tumbler&catalog=#Homesearch201403>
<https://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do?search_query=yeti%20tumbler>

<https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_odkw=usa+yeti+tumbler&rmvSB=true&_sop=12&_fspt=1&_mPrRngCbx=1&_osacat=0&_from=R40&_trksid=p2045573.m570.l1313.TR0.TRC0.H0.Xyeti+tumbler.TRS0&_nkw=yeti+tumbler&_sacat=0>

also that fucking hipster goat horn thing is everywhere lol
https://goo.gl/5UG6j9

wew wtf

it was a kickstarter failure

or rather it may have actually suceeded and quickly was chinked

how is this even practical

why does it exist

i know, what an odd thing to chink

i dont recall where i recognize it but it may have been some ashens or ashens-like youtuber

>gwailo seems to love roll egg
>approve 3 million dollars in production lines

also you can buy an ozark trail tumbler which might be the same thing

How is the Chinese economy real

ozark trail is one of walmart's brands or something along that

they also make like sub $5 knives

but sanrenmu and ganzo is better value

This is the egg-anus video nonpareil
https://embed.theguardian.com/embed/video/lifeandstyle/video/2015/jul/15/egg-master-demonstration-video

@Josam they still try to sell those?

Only on ali

never seen one in real life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFP5mmPZe_c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxaSnVVV-QU

Stop

these things make me feel ill

its such a disgusting concept, and a nightmarish execution ALWAYS

@Tribit looks like a tenga 👀

@Gratzl stick your egg roll in there and see what happens

@Gratzl Thanks for the mental image

Such useless gadgetry

it would be faster to make a fried egg

it would be even faster to drink the egg raw

deepfried egg

why poach?

jesus actually what would happen

i imagine the egg would explode

<https://youtu.be/seEEFEaCzuQ>

yolk scares them

The battery shop guy had legitimately no idea what kind of battery I was showing him. Apparently the 18650 with nipples don't work in my Convoy s2+ @Cole

that's strange

I can test my button top 18650

>battery shop guy

just go to a vape store if you for some reason absolutely need to buy 18650s locally in person

Going to a vape store seems like the very definition of cringe tho

just tried my Samsung 30Q button top and it works

I'll bet 10 bucks that you have shit batteries

The 18650 I pried out of a phone charger works fine

http://www.thevapingforum.com/Thread-SZNS-18650-7-4Wh

looks like a similar thing

here we go

Howdy gamers, wat dis

gamers?

probably a package

canned condoms

@Deleted User live unboxing?

Twink hands

Not everyone can have fat meaty paws

maybe the package is just so huge

>shoes in the house

must be american

wot is that

hat

Handlets BTFO

also im most comfy with shoes on all times, i used to sleep in shoes

<:kms:327934280619655179>

Dog shit all over your bed

>having to clean the house every five seconds

R A R E
A
R
E

@johnfrum defend your degenerate countryman

I raw dog my house, nigga

but yeah, i was confused at first, i was like what the hell why is this packaging so big

hoping i didn't get chink'd pleasantly surprised to see airbag for hat

thought it was one of those stupid ass small pillows

>sleeping in shoes

🤢

my chink snapback came all dented and wrinkled

swamp feet 24/7

wow, this chink seller, 5 star

wow you guys

I used to sleep in my combat boots back in the day

it's not that hard

vietnam doesnt count

yeah, im not autistic, im just ready for action u feel me

I confirmed a pack of copper shims before I noticed I had only gotten 20 out of the 30 I ordered.

Did I chink myself irreversibly? 😦

<:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

<:kms:327934280619655179>

Rip 10 copper shims

@Patrick finger on your AK47 trigger, too

can't you dispute after confirming the package

It hurts to think about.

$0.5

Gone.

jesus christ

that's like 5/6th of that game

>confirming without using the item first

brainlets strike again

@Cole I only need 1, so it's... it's covered.

It just feels very wrong.

you cucked yourself and you're ok with it

<:hms:311152554618912768>

what the fuck you guys I'm not that old

I wasn't in vietnam

>serving anything else than burgers

I'm going native. 🤔

hot deals feel very dead without Mr Comfy

very cold

are there good chink gas lighters?

and by gas i mean gasoline

as in fuel

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

just buy a Zippo if you want leaks

13€+ for a lighter

yea... no

zippo sucks compared to new ligthers

the fuel evaporates over time and it smells

just get a modern rugged butane lighter

@Gratzl get in on the electric arc meme

@Cole uhh... i prefer good 'ol fire

>not using flint to light ur ciggy

flint and steel?

chink flint and chink steel <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Electric arc? Stun gun? <:thonk:288060975775612929>

I'm loving my fuel powered hand warmer

Granted, I like the smell of the fuel

i got that one for 3€

***CAAAAAAAWWWW***

same tbh

@kontroll arc lighters are a thing

still annoyed my autism fidgets aren't here, they need to hurry

Just loosen the pins in a pocket knife and flip that open and closed

dont be a faggot and get a balisong

Those two are mutually exclusive, my man

Balisongs are the gayest thing you could possibly have

u meant to say fidget toys

or vapes

when I need to fidget I practice opening my spyderco knives

thumb opening the endura 4 may cause nice slicing

>physically fidgeting

Just sit still and think of pleasent thoughts

do you fidget in your mind?

Yes

It's called thinking.

Or daydreaming, I guess.

assdrop at it again

>I used to unironically defend them

<:kms:327934280619655179>

assdrop is actual cancer

Fidget spinners are the new bottle openers

I could understand not showing the item prices until you make an account or login

but without an account, you can't see absolutely anything

trash site, never gonna use it

Their ok on their own, but once you start sticking them on everything it gets annoying

except bottle openers have a use

I was just about to say that

also, I have enough stories from friends about assdrop missing orders

stuff that got shipped but never arrived

tfw ordered headphones from em

I mean, fidget spinners are useful if youre a lvl84 autismancer

@spaqin never

@Cole not to shill assdrop, but you can view items without logging in now

Assdrop is hilarious

Shills are always in the comments defending their 600% markup

"N-no! This one is better! It has the logo!"

@Julian WOW, REVOLUTIONARY

it took them how many years?

all the years <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I'm still avoiding that ass cancer

its definitely a recent change

in %, how much of massdrop is just aliexpress trash with a 2000% markup?

probably 95

cuz i ordered sennheisers 650s from em

those ain't chink

you are the 5%

wow feels good to be good at something

I've seen 2 pens I've bought on Aliexpress for 5-6 bux on massdrop for 55 dollars

kek

so

I think they were selling mora knives on there for 25 dollars the other day

Massdrop is like Wish for people who didn't discover Wish

I guess

what's wish

chinese trash that nobody wants

somehow a lot of normies that order from china know about wish instead of ali/ebay/etc

It's the prices of Ali without the buyer protection when it turns out to suck dick

nice

Wish is the normiest tier of chinese shopping

Wish shills HARD on facebook

"Can you wait 2-3 weeks for shipping? Save NOW!"

>register to see the products

what about no

from Normie to Experienced chink it's like

Amazon - Ebay - Wish - Aliexpress/GB/BG - Taobao/DHgate..

@Matthew so that's where it came from, then. I never understood where that shit came from