``Waistline: about 50-56cm ``

hmmmmm

i'm not *that* slim

YOU NEED TO BLEED TO BE THE LITTLE GIRL

Sweat and bleed

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i don't sweat

i bleed sometimes when i'm not careful enough with knives

i just don't eat

>I'm fat because I don't eat

<:anime:338369166929035265> <:shiggy:232792354610872320>

n-no

i'm fat but i don't eat so i get slimmer, slowly

You should buy a pair of the pants

and slim down until you can fit in them

then you can stop

nice yardstick

a pair of *the pants*

i don't need additional motivations

not just any pants

i just want to be a cute anime girl driving a 1995 Mazda Miata

get yourself some $1000 japanese denim

$1000 japanese denim folded 1000 times

Anyone got any kitchenware recs?

whatcha looking for?

one entire kitchen

don't buy chink kitchen knives

its not worth for what you can probably already get

Might burn 20 dollars or so on some dumb gadget, but that fucking egg anus is being sold by about 10,000,000 greedy chinks so I cant find any gems. Also a tea infuser or thermos might be nice

👀 egg anus?

i think the chinese/walmart sell a generic thermos that is fairly good

'yeti' something

https://goo.gl/aRAvyG
https://goo.gl/GtzKuw
This is my current shortlist for tea infuser

chink steel chopsticks are very much meh

those infusers look like they would be cheaper locally because shipping

https://goo.gl/UiN38S
The egg anus

o-oooh

w-why would you want that

because ashens has one

To shit out an egg

i'm still not convinced