Message from @Windatica
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n-no
i'm fat but i don't eat so i get slimmer, slowly
You should buy a pair of the pants
and slim down until you can fit in them
then you can stop
nice yardstick
a pair of *the pants*
i don't need additional motivations
not just any pants
i just want to be a cute anime girl driving a 1995 Mazda Miata
get yourself some $1000 japanese denim
$1000 japanese denim folded 1000 times
Anyone got any kitchenware recs?
whatcha looking for?
one entire kitchen
don't buy chink kitchen knives
its not worth for what you can probably already get
Might burn 20 dollars or so on some dumb gadget, but that fucking egg anus is being sold by about 10,000,000 greedy chinks so I cant find any gems. Also a tea infuser or thermos might be nice
👀 egg anus?
'yeti' something
https://goo.gl/aRAvyG
https://goo.gl/GtzKuw
This is my current shortlist for tea infuser
chink steel chopsticks are very much meh
those infusers look like they would be cheaper locally because shipping
https://goo.gl/UiN38S
The egg anus
o-oooh
w-why would you want that
because ashens has one
To shit out an egg
i'm still not convinced
also that fucking hipster goat horn thing is everywhere lol
https://goo.gl/5UG6j9
wew wtf
it was a kickstarter failure
or rather it may have actually suceeded and quickly was chinked
how is this even practical
why does it exist
i know, what an odd thing to chink
i dont recall where i recognize it but it may have been some ashens or ashens-like youtuber