Me: "You ever eat hot soup and burn your tongue?"
Cam: "I've done it with tea"

"I am manly man
I do manly men things
I carry heavy tires
and work on projects in my garage
and sit on the porch drinking a beer"
-Alorah

I saw a black guy riding a bike yesterday. I thought it was mine so I checked my garage. Thankfully it wasn't mine as he was still chained up begging for food.

"If women want equal rights, they should be hit like a man"

"Life's too short to pretend you don't like to be choked during sex"

"i had burgers for tea today"

"niggers are born to steal"

"That Nigger trying to pull girls when he needa pull is hair line down"

"how do you ask a black man?"
"thats the question"

"It's like milk"
-Jack

"Out of all places to pick, he picks to fuck me"
-Cam

"i felt it coming but it wasn't coming"

-Pi

"Wait when did you fuck off?"
-Pi

"Can you please fuck?"
-Cam

"Im gonna die if they throw one more piece of shit at me"
-Pi

"I forgot I say that"
-Pi

"If there's cocaine in the butt plug, it's for bussiness. If not, it's for pleasure"

"Kinks: Enhance"

"Sounds like youre trying to defrost a spoon"
-Kite

"Welcome to Killies"
-Kite

"That's copy marked"
-Kite

"I was a competitive vapor"
-Kite

"I'm really good at cracking backs so if you ever want someone to grab your tits-"
-Fritz Katzmann

"Korean master race"
-Fritz Katzmann

"Sowweeee Sugakookiieeeee"

"I eat ass" me

Me: "thoughts?"
Cam: "Yeah, they are thots"

"Damn, that's a fat frog"
-My english teacher

"You pretty much have the same sense of humor which is pretty much 'haha nigger'"

Priscilla: "I can't english"
Declan: "Then Chinese"

" **Chocolate** "
-Cam

" Your quotes suck "
-not alorah

"我是 kyaaaaaaaaa~"

"women master gender!"

-Pi

me-"how do you think it feels?"

Pi- "floppy"

“wanna eat my egg?”

-Pi

"I was compute"
-Cam

"Gay sex is the best method of transportation" - Guy at lunch

"Sing us a song you're the piano man"

"Don't you dare quote yourself"

"Its not incest if its dry humping"
-Kye

"Tits make you laugh? Well, ive got a joke for you"

"DONT LET HIM HAVE THE BOMB!
HE TOOK IT NOW YOU DICKHEAD"
-Cam

"I wanna hear you chew"
-Cam

Cam: "Its Morgan Freeman!"
Me: "Its the nigger of all niggers"

Cam: **rereads his own quote** "Hahaha fuck I laughed at my own quote"

"If shes got no fingers, wouldnt she just be forearming herself?"

"When you call eachother cute names"
Pi: Nigger ass

"FFFT FFFT FFFFT Fucken hell theyre strong"
-Cam

"Daddy, what's liquid cooling?"
-Pikka

"This doesn't look like water. This looks like another set rep"
-Jaden

Teacher: "Get your parents to sign this form and turn it in to your first period teacher"

Student: "What if you don't have a first period?"

Student Nigger: "What if you don't have parents?"

Nigger: "what if you don't have master?"

"How am I still alive? I ask myself that ereryday"
-Cam

**Playing Osu**
**starts laughing**
"I JUST THOUGHT OF A MEME I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING"
-Cam

“Awww a gecko, I want a cat” -Pi

**Cam falls asleep in call**
"I was about to say-
what a bitch" -Cam while asleep

"What Asia are you from?"

"is rape legal yet?"

"I'll paypal you kookay"
-Cam

“Anybody can see but blind people” - Newlywed Step-uncle

“a black man walks into a bar... a prison bar that is hahaha” -newlywed step-uncle

"Can I get a... coneless clarinet"
-Tristan

Random on CS: "I just started playing this game guys"
Cam: "Welcome to the community"
**ear rapes the server**

"It's because you're beautiful but you can't get it up"
-Esme

"The zero is silent"
-Jake

"If you were a college, your acceptance rate would be 110 percent. You just let anyone in"

"Okay google- oh wait this is windows shit"
-Sergio

"You don't like the fact that you're wearing a wet balloon on your dick"
-Sergio

"You should come to Texas, it's the only good country"
-Kyorg

"Who's selling you drugs?"
-Papa Nguyen

"when you nut in her mouth and say go team"

-Pi

"Son can you put the groccieries away? your brother is doing indecent things to me." "Mom! you didnt even get my favorite cereal!" - Some random porn video someone took a clip of and made a meme of

"i just had 3 pieces of bread on toast"

"Yell it for the people in the back" - Serah

"'I have a dream' but monkeys dont have dreams"
-Cam

"What else do black people have?
Sergio: not much"

"I gotta give it back dude"
-Dylan

“Everything has cliterouses!” -Zeke

"Hey im top jew"
-Jaden

"Sad end life"
-Ace

"mai nam jef"

-jef

Cripple fuckboi: "Why the fuck are you here?"
Ace: "Why arent you standing"

"Its so black"
-Jordan

"Would you care to see my teets"
-Ace

"This girl showed me her teets today"
-Ace

"I stopped a girl from getting rapped today and all i had to do was stop following her"
-Josh

me: **walks out of guest room**
Papa Nguyen: "What are you doing in there?"
me: "nothing"
Papa Nguyen: "What are you doing in there???"
me: "nothing"
Papa Nguyen: "Jeez clean up all the cocaine?"

"Kimchi mother fucker kimchi"

"Are you Korean?
"NO IM NOT GAY FUCK YOU"

"Youre like the jew of csgo"
-Cam

"niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger Thats the sound the machine gun makes"
-Kyorg

Me: "I have 75 servers"
Jack: "Serah what the fuck you server slut"

"Robot chink"
-Cam