"I was a competitive vapor"
-Kite

"I'm really good at cracking backs so if you ever want someone to grab your tits-"
-Fritz Katzmann

"Korean master race"
-Fritz Katzmann

"Sowweeee Sugakookiieeeee"

"I eat ass" me

Me: "thoughts?"
Cam: "Yeah, they are thots"

"Damn, that's a fat frog"
-My english teacher

"You pretty much have the same sense of humor which is pretty much 'haha nigger'"

Priscilla: "I can't english"
Declan: "Then Chinese"

" **Chocolate** "
-Cam

" Your quotes suck "
-not alorah

"我是 kyaaaaaaaaa~"

"women master gender!"

-Pi

me-"how do you think it feels?"

Pi- "floppy"

“wanna eat my egg?”

-Pi

"I was compute"
-Cam

"Gay sex is the best method of transportation" - Guy at lunch

"Sing us a song you're the piano man"

"Don't you dare quote yourself"

"Its not incest if its dry humping"
-Kye

"Tits make you laugh? Well, ive got a joke for you"

"DONT LET HIM HAVE THE BOMB!
HE TOOK IT NOW YOU DICKHEAD"
-Cam

"I wanna hear you chew"
-Cam

Cam: "Its Morgan Freeman!"
Me: "Its the nigger of all niggers"

Cam: **rereads his own quote** "Hahaha fuck I laughed at my own quote"

"If shes got no fingers, wouldnt she just be forearming herself?"

"When you call eachother cute names"
Pi: Nigger ass

"FFFT FFFT FFFFT Fucken hell theyre strong"
-Cam

"Daddy, what's liquid cooling?"
-Pikka

"This doesn't look like water. This looks like another set rep"
-Jaden

Teacher: "Get your parents to sign this form and turn it in to your first period teacher"

Student: "What if you don't have a first period?"

Student Nigger: "What if you don't have parents?"

Nigger: "what if you don't have master?"

"How am I still alive? I ask myself that ereryday"
-Cam

**Playing Osu**
**starts laughing**
"I JUST THOUGHT OF A MEME I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING"
-Cam

“Awww a gecko, I want a cat” -Pi

**Cam falls asleep in call**
"I was about to say-
what a bitch" -Cam while asleep

"What Asia are you from?"

"is rape legal yet?"