"Life's too short to pretend you don't like to be choked during sex"

"i had burgers for tea today"

"niggers are born to steal"

"That Nigger trying to pull girls when he needa pull is hair line down"

"how do you ask a black man?"
"thats the question"

"It's like milk"
-Jack

"Out of all places to pick, he picks to fuck me"
-Cam

"i felt it coming but it wasn't coming"

-Pi

"Wait when did you fuck off?"
-Pi

"Can you please fuck?"
-Cam

"Im gonna die if they throw one more piece of shit at me"
-Pi

"I forgot I say that"
-Pi

"If there's cocaine in the butt plug, it's for bussiness. If not, it's for pleasure"

"Kinks: Enhance"

"Sounds like youre trying to defrost a spoon"
-Kite

"Welcome to Killies"
-Kite

"That's copy marked"
-Kite

"I was a competitive vapor"
-Kite

"I'm really good at cracking backs so if you ever want someone to grab your tits-"
-Fritz Katzmann

"Korean master race"
-Fritz Katzmann

"Sowweeee Sugakookiieeeee"

"I eat ass" me

Me: "thoughts?"
Cam: "Yeah, they are thots"

"Damn, that's a fat frog"
-My english teacher

"You pretty much have the same sense of humor which is pretty much 'haha nigger'"

Priscilla: "I can't english"
Declan: "Then Chinese"

" **Chocolate** "
-Cam

" Your quotes suck "
-not alorah

"我是 kyaaaaaaaaa~"

"women master gender!"

-Pi

me-"how do you think it feels?"

Pi- "floppy"

“wanna eat my egg?”

-Pi

"I was compute"
-Cam

"Gay sex is the best method of transportation" - Guy at lunch

"Sing us a song you're the piano man"

"Don't you dare quote yourself"

"Its not incest if its dry humping"
-Kye