Me: "You ever eat hot soup and burn your tongue?"
Cam: "I've done it with tea"

"I am manly man
I do manly men things
I carry heavy tires
and work on projects in my garage
and sit on the porch drinking a beer"
-Alorah

I saw a black guy riding a bike yesterday. I thought it was mine so I checked my garage. Thankfully it wasn't mine as he was still chained up begging for food.

"If women want equal rights, they should be hit like a man"

"Life's too short to pretend you don't like to be choked during sex"

"i had burgers for tea today"

"niggers are born to steal"

"That Nigger trying to pull girls when he needa pull is hair line down"

"how do you ask a black man?"
"thats the question"

"It's like milk"
-Jack

"Out of all places to pick, he picks to fuck me"
-Cam

"i felt it coming but it wasn't coming"

-Pi

"Wait when did you fuck off?"
-Pi

"Can you please fuck?"
-Cam

"Im gonna die if they throw one more piece of shit at me"
-Pi

"I forgot I say that"
-Pi

"If there's cocaine in the butt plug, it's for bussiness. If not, it's for pleasure"

"Kinks: Enhance"

"Sounds like youre trying to defrost a spoon"
-Kite

"Welcome to Killies"
-Kite

"That's copy marked"
-Kite

"I was a competitive vapor"
-Kite

"I'm really good at cracking backs so if you ever want someone to grab your tits-"
-Fritz Katzmann

"Korean master race"
-Fritz Katzmann

"Sowweeee Sugakookiieeeee"