Message from @SugaKookie
Discord ID: 365308517629820938
"women master gender!"
-Pi
me-"how do you think it feels?"
Pi- "floppy"
“wanna eat my egg?”
-Pi
"I was compute"
-Cam
"Gay sex is the best method of transportation" - Guy at lunch
"Sing us a song you're the piano man"
"Don't you dare quote yourself"
"Its not incest if its dry humping"
-Kye
"Tits make you laugh? Well, ive got a joke for you"
"DONT LET HIM HAVE THE BOMB!
HE TOOK IT NOW YOU DICKHEAD"
-Cam
"I wanna hear you chew"
-Cam
Cam: "Its Morgan Freeman!"
Me: "Its the nigger of all niggers"
Cam: **rereads his own quote** "Hahaha fuck I laughed at my own quote"
"If shes got no fingers, wouldnt she just be forearming herself?"
"When you call eachother cute names"
Pi: Nigger ass
"FFFT FFFT FFFFT Fucken hell theyre strong"
-Cam
"Daddy, what's liquid cooling?"
-Pikka
Teacher: "Get your parents to sign this form and turn it in to your first period teacher"
Student: "What if you don't have a first period?"
Student Nigger: "What if you don't have parents?"
Nigger: "what if you don't have master?"
"How am I still alive? I ask myself that ereryday"
-Cam
**Playing Osu**
**starts laughing**
"I JUST THOUGHT OF A MEME I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING"
-Cam
“Awww a gecko, I want a cat” -Pi
**Cam falls asleep in call**
"I was about to say-
what a bitch" -Cam while asleep
"What Asia are you from?"
"is rape legal yet?"
"I'll paypal you kookay"
-Cam
“Anybody can see but blind people” - Newlywed Step-uncle
“a black man walks into a bar... a prison bar that is hahaha” -newlywed step-uncle
"Can I get a... coneless clarinet"
-Tristan
Random on CS: "I just started playing this game guys"
Cam: "Welcome to the community"
**ear rapes the server**
"It's because you're beautiful but you can't get it up"
-Esme
"The zero is silent"
-Jake
"If you were a college, your acceptance rate would be 110 percent. You just let anyone in"
"Okay google- oh wait this is windows shit"
-Sergio
"You don't like the fact that you're wearing a wet balloon on your dick"
-Sergio
"You should come to Texas, it's the only good country"
-Kyorg
"Who's selling you drugs?"
-Papa Nguyen