“a black man walks into a bar... a prison bar that is hahaha” -newlywed step-uncle

"Can I get a... coneless clarinet"
-Tristan

Random on CS: "I just started playing this game guys"
Cam: "Welcome to the community"
**ear rapes the server**

"It's because you're beautiful but you can't get it up"
-Esme

"The zero is silent"
-Jake

"If you were a college, your acceptance rate would be 110 percent. You just let anyone in"

"Okay google- oh wait this is windows shit"
-Sergio

"You don't like the fact that you're wearing a wet balloon on your dick"
-Sergio

"You should come to Texas, it's the only good country"
-Kyorg

"Who's selling you drugs?"
-Papa Nguyen

"when you nut in her mouth and say go team"

-Pi

"Son can you put the groccieries away? your brother is doing indecent things to me." "Mom! you didnt even get my favorite cereal!" - Some random porn video someone took a clip of and made a meme of

"i just had 3 pieces of bread on toast"

"Yell it for the people in the back" - Serah

"'I have a dream' but monkeys dont have dreams"
-Cam

"What else do black people have?
Sergio: not much"

"I gotta give it back dude"
-Dylan

“Everything has cliterouses!” -Zeke

"Hey im top jew"
-Jaden

"Sad end life"
-Ace

"mai nam jef"

-jef

Cripple fuckboi: "Why the fuck are you here?"
Ace: "Why arent you standing"

"Its so black"
-Jordan

"Would you care to see my teets"
-Ace

"This girl showed me her teets today"
-Ace

"I stopped a girl from getting rapped today and all i had to do was stop following her"
-Josh

me: **walks out of guest room**
Papa Nguyen: "What are you doing in there?"
me: "nothing"
Papa Nguyen: "What are you doing in there???"
me: "nothing"
Papa Nguyen: "Jeez clean up all the cocaine?"

"Kimchi mother fucker kimchi"

"Are you Korean?
"NO IM NOT GAY FUCK YOU"

"Youre like the jew of csgo"
-Cam

"niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger Thats the sound the machine gun makes"
-Kyorg

Me: "I have 75 servers"
Jack: "Serah what the fuck you server slut"

"Robot chink"
-Cam

"If god is black and we are supposedly all his children then makes it sense that we never see him." - me

"niggerfish"

-Papa Nguyen

"Are nazis from anime?"

- Kye

"im gay im sorry"