"If god is black and we are supposedly all his children then makes it sense that we never see him." - me

"niggerfish"

-Papa Nguyen

"Are nazis from anime?"

- Kye

"im gay im sorry"

-Cameron

Jack: Wait what are you gonna hit?
Sergio: Maybe a Juul, maybe a Phix. Whatever Serah has in her bra at the moment

"Im gonna drop my sweaty load"
-Sergio

"i dont mean to pride myself but im 1/36th asian so we gotta wait 36 turns before i do something like that again." - my friend denny

"He's silent imma leave"
-Cam

"Ill put my ass in your ass hole"
-Cam

"eat niggers"
-Cam

"Very top ass"
-Cam

"That is not your boyfriends dick do not come early"

"aspeshally if they are slaves"

"no nigga dont rub it"
-Cam

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"family = no niggers"

-Pi

"i don't know why i just suck but i fucking suck like a fucking nigger!"

-Pi

"Its like ive got acid in my eye"
-Cam

**Kye texts me**
Kye: So what's my name in your phone?
Me: I don't save names I just remember numbers.
Kye: That's the most Asian thing I've heard all day.

"get you a big tiddy anime wifu"

-Serah

"That was the longest piss I've ever taken"
-Cam

"Poor Patricia"
-Jenni

"hey why dont you spend your money on something useful and not games?"

~30 seconds later

**buys a league of legends skin**

-Priscilla

"if you clean a vaccum cleaner you become the vaccum cleaner" - me

"you fucking idiot" - my sister

1 second later "WOAH!" - also my sister

"You burn the food so black, it stole my bike" -Gordon Ramsay

Cam: This is too American for me
**Starts speaking broken Chinese**

"someone pinch me... i must be fucking"

~idubbbz

"I DONT WANNA TALK TO YOU WHILE YOURE HIGH"
-Priscilla

"Whoa do you take dick like that?"
-Priscilla

“Don’t leave me, I just want dildos” - serah

"The room smells like sex and mcdonalds"
-Joseph

"Put it in the back of your throat"
Me: "I dont wanna it gets my muffin wet"

"Theres toothpaste"

"I had a muffin and some chips and dick"
-Alorah

"What does BTS stand for? All you need to know is that your daughter loves them"

“Yeah but I’m always tight so...” -serah

"Where do you doooo thisssS? Dad sex" - Jensen

"IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU WANT THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME"
-Cam

"You know what I learned in med school? Don't cut the green wire."

“Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.”
― Seneca

"Butter my egg"
-Serah

**Aggresively**
"UUUUUGGGHHH I LOVE THIS MAP"
-Kyorg

"Just put weed in your carpet so when your house burns down you get high"
-Josef

"I hit a woman for the first time in my life... And I'm having fun"

fitz or something?

No

i swear i've heard that from somewhere

"Step on me" - Me on too many occasions to list except to Pi cause when we were married she was the bottom

Texas 4-year-old Shoots 7-month-old Baby KWTX-TV reports that there is a sign outside the home in Temple that warns people that there are weapons inside. The sign reads: “The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes. The response time of a .357 is 14 hundred feet per second.”

I'm sorry

are you being

anti-gun?

because

mmm that's pretty gay

no i thought it was a good meme

"Id stick a finger up my butt for you"

"I had to make some curry noises"
-Priscilla

"I'm making a movie with my sister" - Adam M.

"8-4=16"
-Priscilla

"He doesnt want to kill herself"
-Pi

“I accidentally shoved the tip inside”

"Its dark now lets have sex"

"these streams can honestly eat my dick right now"

"Come on this last song for me"
-leaves server-
"AHH YOURE A BITCH"
-Cam

Me: "Im gonna cry"
Jaden: "Can you do it in another channel?"

"I DID FUCK ALL"
-Cam

Me: "I think i can fit my dick in that"
Random: "I think i can fit my dick in everything"

"Im just gonna bang a U-ie lets rally the squad"
-Sergio

"Serahs good at math.
I dont actually know that i just know shes asian"
-Sergio

"Adding bleach to pants is hard" - Kyorg
"So am I" - Serah
"Serah, what part of you would be hard" - Kyorg
"I could show you better than I could tell you" - Serah

i put a bar of chocolate in my mouth and start speaking
"are you eating?" - Priscilla
"yea i have a Chocolate bar in my mouth" - Me
5 seconds later ~ "oh.. you know what else you could have in your mouth?" - Priscilla
"what?" - Me
Priscilla goes silent

"I've heard nigger so much tonight that if I ever see the letters er I just think*
-Mikle

"I gained pitty rank"
-Ace

Me: Onchinchin daisuki dayo
Ace: YOU LIKE WHAT!?

"I had a dream i lived in Canada and i was in a coma"
-Cam

"he's roof camping me and i'm fucking him"

-Brodie

"I was meant to go in raw"
-Cam

Eternal: Oh my god!
Ace: What?
Eternal: I know your fingers are big

Serah: fuck her. No dont fuck her. Fuck her. No dont fuck her. Shes a bitch. Fuck me.

"I was kinda scared that this was a child but then i realized it was a guy"
-CuriousGamer

Me: "I realize where i am"
Heinrick Himmler: "Home?"

"Direct eye contact in this culture [African Americans] can be considered a form of aggression"

"I got 99 problems and theyre all misses on osu"
-Ace

"i'm attracted to women but i don't like them"

-Brodie

"Jesus needs my attention"
-Heinrich Himmler

" youll all be jealous when i shoot webs out of my, what are they called?, ANKLES"
-Heinrich Himmler