"Daddy, what's liquid cooling?"
-Pikka

"This doesn't look like water. This looks like another set rep"
-Jaden

Teacher: "Get your parents to sign this form and turn it in to your first period teacher"

Student: "What if you don't have a first period?"

Student Nigger: "What if you don't have parents?"

Nigger: "what if you don't have master?"

"How am I still alive? I ask myself that ereryday"
-Cam

**Playing Osu**
**starts laughing**
"I JUST THOUGHT OF A MEME I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING"
-Cam

“Awww a gecko, I want a cat” -Pi

**Cam falls asleep in call**
"I was about to say-
what a bitch" -Cam while asleep

"What Asia are you from?"

"is rape legal yet?"

"I'll paypal you kookay"
-Cam

“Anybody can see but blind people” - Newlywed Step-uncle

“a black man walks into a bar... a prison bar that is hahaha” -newlywed step-uncle

"Can I get a... coneless clarinet"
-Tristan

Random on CS: "I just started playing this game guys"
Cam: "Welcome to the community"
**ear rapes the server**

"It's because you're beautiful but you can't get it up"
-Esme

"The zero is silent"
-Jake

"If you were a college, your acceptance rate would be 110 percent. You just let anyone in"

"Okay google- oh wait this is windows shit"
-Sergio

"You don't like the fact that you're wearing a wet balloon on your dick"
-Sergio

"You should come to Texas, it's the only good country"
-Kyorg

"Who's selling you drugs?"
-Papa Nguyen

"when you nut in her mouth and say go team"

-Pi

"Son can you put the groccieries away? your brother is doing indecent things to me." "Mom! you didnt even get my favorite cereal!" - Some random porn video someone took a clip of and made a meme of

"i just had 3 pieces of bread on toast"

"Yell it for the people in the back" - Serah

"'I have a dream' but monkeys dont have dreams"
-Cam

"What else do black people have?
Sergio: not much"

"I gotta give it back dude"
-Dylan

“Everything has cliterouses!” -Zeke

"Hey im top jew"
-Jaden

"Sad end life"
-Ace

"mai nam jef"

-jef

Cripple fuckboi: "Why the fuck are you here?"
Ace: "Why arent you standing"

"Its so black"
-Jordan

"Would you care to see my teets"
-Ace

"This girl showed me her teets today"
-Ace

"I stopped a girl from getting rapped today and all i had to do was stop following her"
-Josh

me: **walks out of guest room**
Papa Nguyen: "What are you doing in there?"
me: "nothing"
Papa Nguyen: "What are you doing in there???"
me: "nothing"
Papa Nguyen: "Jeez clean up all the cocaine?"