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***"Ok Boomer"***
idk
A friend shared it
And I doubt his dumbass knows since he's a bot like reposter
Fuck
What is that?
My baby
I told you guys Iโm pregnant
But you never cared...
Abort it
No
**IT'S AN ABOMINATION**
Not until it meets its father
But..
**BURN**
Whos the father?
ALPHA
BRAVO
OSCAR
ROMEO
@ghostshark Want to meet your baby?
TANGO
**BY THE EMPEROR**
.
INDIA
TANGO
Abort it @Duke of Txtspeak?
Yankee
Oscar
Sierra
I wonโt let you hurt my baby
I paid $200 for it
Perform a post-birth abortion
I will
Iโll do it in VC
Holy fuck he actually got the abortion
@noobypropmaker And you thought it was all jokes
>When you're a nigger
He looks pale
You sure it's a nigs baby
>When you're a gypsy?
Fuggin jalapeรฑonese suitcase pod babies
The only baby Depression hasn't aborted yet
*yet*
Yet
Heh
Feed it to a niggbull
Give it pure ethyl alcohol
He's gotta have a son to keep the blood line going
Looks like something out of an oriental cartoon
I mean it was made by the orientals kek
Well yeah
I n A D 2 1 0 1 , w a r w a s b e g i n i n g
W h a t h a p p e n ?
S o m e o n e s e t u p u s t h e b o m b
W e g e t s i g n a l
w h a t ? !
Isn't it, that one nigga from the walking dead
M a i n s c r e e n t u r n o n
I t 's y o u
H o w a r e y o u g e n t l e m e n ?
Yes Norman reedus
Kek
A l l y o u r b a s e a r e b e l o n g t o u s
I see txt has given into the sperg
Nahhh
He ainโt no sperg
Jesus was a sperg
Y o u h a v e n o c h a n c e t o s u r v i v e m a k e y o u r t i m e
Thatโs why he was crucified
H a h a h a
>pasta AutismCat
Fuck really
>pasta thefuture
Who's the kike that made that
idk
>Pasta TheFuture
Better than bitcoin kek
Wait you can actually do that by selling your nut to a sperm bank and using that money to buy shit
Kek
>Well, time to fap into a cup
Well that's a turn off
Blantant product placement
Norman Reedus and the Funky Fetus
they had Mt Dew, Axe, and Doritos in Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker
I think it was only in the Jap version
Oh yeah snake gets a mt dew shirt Kek
.img mt dew snake
Shit
still cool tho
I'm okay with product placement in games if it's either subtle or if it's part of a gag
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***uwu***
***whats this***
O god o fug
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FUCK SO CLOSE
<:KEK:465443054254424065>
The fucking head doesn't want to fucking move
Fixed it jesus
Oh and I'd fuck that emoji
Kek
Lowkey same
I'd slap her ass
I'd do more than slap her ass or tits
<:hmmm:594365799263633419>
```jesus no nut really got us bugging```
Kek
''Dragging niggers through lasso''
"It costs zero dollars and zero cents to not say the fucking N word."
Saying nigga on internets is ๐
But in public its pretty <:cringepepe:540714116160028682>
*laughs in first amendment and with friends*
The trick is to time it
That way you get away with it
Tfw some faggot tried telling me that "First Amendment doesn't protect you from hate speech, you retard."
It kinda does tho
then he said "Yeah, but no one will like you, and no one will give you a job."
>Implying I care if anyone likes me or not.
>Implying I'll be legally allowed to get a job if I end up getting a certain percentage of disability
I think a majority of us here can agree that we don't like faggots, or blacks
Do you guys have a favorite virtual Youtuber or let's player?
do y'all wanna see tonight's filth?
Owo
Look here
Filth from the grill that I cleaned
Look, listen
*Do you want to see*
*oh no*
*Kitchen horror*
***do you want to see the fucking FILTH***
<:yikes2:550156979419480095>
**yes**
*what the fuck is that*
*I don't fucking know but it's filth*
looks like something that charred and it fell to the bottom of the oven or something like that
nope
it was all sticky
it was like a mixture of fat, oil and food remains
where did that come from
like 2-3lbs of this shit
the grill
there were a bunch of components that I soaked in boiling hot water and the water just turned black
had to keep draining it and refilling it, water just kept turning black
otherwise it's clean!!!
<:aaaaAAAAAAAAA:550456611328622606>
sounds horrendous
Needs Gordon Ramsey
episode of Kitchen Nightmares
We haven't had an overnight cleaning guy for like.. 6+ months
Overnight cleaning guy is supposed to do all this shit that I've been doing <:feelsbadman:589929333074821140>
Big gay
Jesus fucking christ what the hell
<:aaaaAAAAAAAAA:550456611328622606>
FILTH
Gross.
***feed it to the bugs***
<:deepfry:557778579828768770>
UwU
OwO
UwU
-w-
ยฐwยฐ
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Hold up
Nigga this better be some spilt chemical and not dudes foot blood from yesterday
Wut
>be me
>hear rumor about afternoon shift having a accident
>some dude had his foot crushed
>working warehouse tonight cause fuck it's cold
>warehouse has like 95% of injuries and 3 deaths
>move patriot beaks cause I need them to move barrels
>see red spot
>mfw
Oh shit
Lick it
<:KEK:465443054254424065>
if I lick it I have a 50/50 chance of catching either aids or its activator
If I lick activator my tongue might fall off
<:considering:550596038084395028>
Drรถnk the power
Can I get 32 please
<:hmmm:594365799263633419>
Is this a jewish trick? I'm already eight days in
shits counterfeit bro
Can I get 32 please
I'll have to find you a 32 nut coupon hol up
Don't worry it's good for this year
Great
Imma go empty my balls
kaboofistan
No. I will resist coupon
suit yourself
I'm not go to dishonor my fellow kaboofadeen rebels
I reject the nut coupon
***I'm about to go nuclear***
I'm taking a DUM
Dump
good boi
Nice
Best boy
not my boi
but it's the same breed
Second best boy
funny thing is i've had people join this server and not even fucking know me
or my channel
kek
boof
he is mid boof there
isnt he
naw he's just trying to catch food
still a good boy
My chest is in more pain than Iโve ever felt before, right side of my chest. Every time my heart beats Iโm in pain, every time I move it feels like I being jackhammered on my chest. I donโt want to ping doc but Iโm confused.
Throbbing pain
Don't be a pussy, my dude. If you think there's something genuinely wrong, then get medical advice.
My back's been feeling worse since yesterday
so
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