Message from @SheepTeeth

Discord ID: 642150983266336817


2019-11-07 23:15:33 UTC  

Simpsons will be on tv long after I'm dead

2019-11-07 23:15:39 UTC  

Same

2019-11-07 23:19:29 UTC  

Does this belong here?

2019-11-07 23:20:09 UTC  

Kek

2019-11-07 23:28:22 UTC  

This belongs everywhere

2019-11-07 23:33:38 UTC  

Fucking alex jones should be given an award for that

2019-11-07 23:33:44 UTC  

Absolute mad lad

2019-11-07 23:42:08 UTC  

I just gave some liver to my cat.

2019-11-07 23:42:14 UTC  

raw

2019-11-07 23:50:59 UTC  

And fava beans?

2019-11-07 23:54:53 UTC  

no

2019-11-07 23:55:02 UTC  

but now my cat has gone mad

2019-11-07 23:55:11 UTC  

and a nice chianti

2019-11-07 23:56:05 UTC  

Mad? How so?

2019-11-07 23:56:36 UTC  

Cat gone crazy

2019-11-07 23:57:20 UTC  
2019-11-07 23:57:30 UTC  

^frenchmen right now

2019-11-07 23:57:35 UTC  

Probably cats first fresh meat

2019-11-07 23:57:44 UTC  

Now it has a taste for blood kek

2019-11-07 23:58:44 UTC  

Y'all seen how crazy cats get when they hunt and catch a bug

2019-11-07 23:59:04 UTC  

And then eat it

2019-11-07 23:59:12 UTC  

My cat, James, gets afraid of bugs and falls over

2019-11-07 23:59:15 UTC  

Did you mean: *the stray cat when i was leaving earlier*

2019-11-07 23:59:46 UTC  

Saw the little shit due the sneak crawl thing they do as i was about to leave kek

2019-11-08 00:00:03 UTC  

My cat was running around at the speed of light

2019-11-08 00:00:46 UTC  

Cats when you introduce a June beetle flying around like a retard: OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH FUCK I GOTTA GET THAT

2019-11-08 00:01:30 UTC  

One of my dogs does the same thing. If he sees a fly or butterfly flying around he will actively try to catch it

2019-11-08 00:01:39 UTC  

Well more like eat it

2019-11-08 00:01:52 UTC  

***KILL***

2019-11-08 00:02:06 UTC  

My cat is too retarded to catch bugs lol

2019-11-08 00:02:11 UTC  

The chirping is weird. It's like they are laughing evily but their vocal cords wont allow it

2019-11-08 00:02:33 UTC  

My little shit is good at hunting

2019-11-08 00:02:38 UTC  

but now my cat has calmed down

2019-11-08 00:03:01 UTC  

My ex made a sound like that odd chirping when she got scared. ‘Twas cute.

2019-11-08 00:04:20 UTC  

One of my quail chicks got out once and he chased it behind the sofa in the living room; another time he almost got a bat that got into the house; a swallow got into the house through the chimney and kitty cornered it

2019-11-08 00:04:41 UTC  

KILLING INSTINCTS

2019-11-08 00:05:37 UTC  

Cats are secretly demons in animal form: change my mind

2019-11-08 00:06:03 UTC  

Mfw I'm a fucking imbecil

2019-11-08 00:06:09 UTC  

My parents' cat is like a clingy love demon.

2019-11-08 00:06:10 UTC