I'm fucking freezing. The dock is like 27° and I'm trying to get to my car to warm up

jeez thats cold

good luck with your car

i'm good thanks :)

and sorry to hear that cat!

It's fine I'm in my car now. What's good wit you?

i just woke up. my friday paycheck will come up soon so i'm just checking apps on my phone lol

https://youtu.be/4j_cOsgRY7w

Why the fuck do you have 2 strikes @bdog

kept posting fur shit

Kek
I posted women in fursuits in the real women channel. So duke took away my picture posting privileges.

*as if that's going to help*

inb4 strike three

<:dab:556699256283594754>

just chillin rn

Kek nice

thx bro

😎

holy fuck it snowed LOL

In canada?

kaboof

yes sir

but it's nice

looks like south park

*south park scene transition guitar sound here*

Can you niggas name these 3 primitive SpongeBob characters?

Spongegar, Patar, and Squog

Yes

Finally

A nigga who knows the bottemless spongebob lore

A nigga who knows the bottemless spongebob lore

<:GWcorbinHolyFuck:384871347756728321>

The fact that the guitar transition actually played in my head

It's fucking me up

How do I remember it

I don't even remember what I ate for dinner yesterday

because it's iconic

everyone knows it

Dadadan dadadan

.magic

@Deleted User @Lord of Depression @Deleted User @ThatGuyWithPaste
New female

https://youtu.be/-VILgSsesD0

I saw

lol why was i pinged

My favorite south park song

PROTECT MY VOWS

Gonna admit I didn't expect tism cat to go full shitpost. Especially after we lost good samaritan derek

LWETS FWIGHTING WOOOVVVE

kek your welcome @Mr. 2

>pasta derek

Cool Dude™

>undo

Fuck

>pasta situation

Okay. I will try to woo her. And I will try to put her in a romantic situation that results in me putting my tongue in her sweet mouth and my hands under her shirt.

>pasta autism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcoqR9Bwx1Y

>pasta virgin

Do you know how fucking hard it is? Do ANY of you know how fucking hard it is? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS without even kissing another human being? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS with not even an OUNCE of intimacy in your life? No....of course you don't! You're all Chads and Staceys. You guys just fuck any slut you want. And you girls just fuck the top 20% of men. And don't fucking deny it, it's scientifically PROVEN! Girls rate 80% of men on OkCupid as BELOW AVERAGE. Guys like me, average looking guys, guys who are a little on the short side, we don't even FUCKING EXIST to you! We're the guys who run your fucking errands for you, help you move your shit, who treat you with nothing but respect and what do we get in return? FUCKING NOTHING! Not a hug, not a peck, NOTHING! And then you have the FUCKING audacity to turn "nice guys" into some FEMINIST buzzword and accuse us of being CREEPS! News flash: you only think we're creepy because we aren't ATTRACTIVE! If Chad does the same shit, you can't even wait to take off your soiled panties for him! Well, fuck you! My names is Danny Fuckin' Struthers, and I'm a fucking virgin! Don't like it? Bite me!

who said that

Keke jesus fuck

I literally know like 5 girls with actual under average guys

>pasta clitz

>pasta clitzkrieg

Shit, I thought there was one

>pasta Mr. 2

Okay good

>pasta cat

?

Good sign

>pasta pasty

Pasty pasta.

>pasta paste

No, it's pasta. Pastaaaaaa. With bolognese sauce and chesse.

What the fuck

>pasta niggers

https://gyazo.com/0b34f9e9d8200782898f7aec0784289a

>pasta amerikek

Vibe Check @Clitzkrieg

Malicious

Ok I'll stop

Sounds like something delicious

But evil

i wonder if i have a pasta

You have passed the Vibe Check @Clitzkrieg

Good

>everyone is dropping like flies
>am..am I the last survivor?

*somber music as the coomer horde groans and moans*

nice edit, that one

https://youtu.be/hv-ODnbbP7U

hm. I think I now know how to make videos show their thumbnail.
Just copy/paste the link from the "Share" option of videos.

Don't copy the page's actual url