and wash your car frequently or it rusts away from the shit they put on the roads in winter

Tornados aren’t often

oh shit thanks I thought that was next week @HotGore

everyone needs to move to texas now and keep it red

I feel like Texas is based but I like change of seasons

I'm of the uneducated opinion that one of the New England states are the best, change my mind

then when the time comes it'll secceed

Once Texas goes blue America is over

Maine?

new england states are cold and liberal fuck that noise

Never hear about Maine

anywhere with lots of snow is out

snow is based

It is

snow is devil's jizz

I have never seen snow in my entire life.

its not and you dont get enough of it if you think it is

I had like 3 feet drifts a few weeks ago

based did you make snowmen

and funny snow angels

i grew up in california and florida i hate cold weather and snow

snowcaine

Of course I did what am I a retard

Imagine doing trad snow activities with your kids

fellas we must settle this

whats the best U.S state

Ohio is kinda nice. Except for heroin epidemic

pull up that map where white birth rates are increasing

isn't it only increasing in one of the dakotas @Matthew

north dakota, due to oil boom

and north dakota sucks

yep

Fargo

but there's snow up there

AOC is boutta btfo north dakota

epic style

heil my queen

ND has epic amount of snow

guys i seriously dont see whats wrong with snow

snow > tornadoes

Snow is based when you are a kid and don't have to move it around to get places

You get days off

jenny pull up that infographifc

you have to shovel it, it ruins commutes, you get stuck in it, its cold and wet, leads to ice

https://twitter.com/BrookingsInst/status/1094269446678630402

im a north dakota nigga what up fags

It makes people drive like hesitant grannies or tokyo drift

No real in between

i'd be a tokyo drift i feel like

so north dakota, texas, and alaska

oh shit

thats it

guys

alaska is the best state

Alaska seems based yeah

Alaska is fucking crazy

Tfw no homestead gf

alaska birth rate goes up because the two families that lived in the area had kids

Is it day? Is it night? We got mooses n bears

move to alaska and fuck bristol palin

north dakota is baste and redpilled very good jobs and we dont like Ns, burger joint down the road sells HITLER burger

(please come to ND PLEASE)

alaska niggas be like: heres my backyard

hot dog in a hallway

ok

so it seems to be

a toss up between north dakota

and texas

Alaska in summer seems based

alaska niggas b like: I can only get to civilization by plane

depending on certain maybe more personal factors

Do not put peni sin crazy, nor dummy

my nephew lives in SD and he's dating a fatty

Some actually have to use a plane

Ngl Alaska state troopers is a nice show

alaska is for when ur rich and you can buy a cabin and go up there for the 2 months of the year when its nice

did i mention he's a former marine and dating a fatty 🤦

weird

ok so

Semper fatty

texas isn't landlocked

I bet shes cheating on him too

and north dakota is

make the stereotype a triple

lol

Cheating on her diet more like

texas is 4 biomes both geographically and culturally

women be like: sorry i cant swallow im watching what i eat

so when you say "Im moving to texas" you have to say which one

if he's based he should be fucking her hot younger skinny sister

how are tornadoes in texas

north dakota doesn't get tornadoes right

too far up north?

Probably

why are you afraid of tornados

listen here pal

rarely, you get pretty high winds though

Tornados aren’t even that bad

i don't get why anyone is afraid of tornadoes

tornadoes can suck my penis

fargo/moorhead is the windy cities of white pypo

Nigga just go in the basement

it's a little tiny storm that wrecks maybe half a mile

Now water spouts........water spouts can fuck right off

yet no one gives a shit about hurricanes

oh yeah hurricanes can die in a fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUaOOaTE2Fg

i have no basement at my house, fuck tornadoes come get me

FL always gets absolutely smacked

Noraa owned

Other than that it’s a good state but fucking nasty in some parts

waterspouts do not occur by their own, it's powerful aboriginal magic

Weed out the tourists

Supreme succ

if you give the abos enough petrol to drink they cant summon water spouts

Ooh yes Firewater

i was on vacation a few months back in north florida lots of wypipo

base AF

florida is a big no no

0 redeeming factors

It went red

south florida is garbage saw it off

South Florida is the only scenic part

florida is actually south america few know this

south florida gave us pitbull and fag clubs

white floridians be like

ay cabron i'm cuban

pitbulls are cute

pitbull the shitty rapper

Yes and panthers are too

i'd have a pet panther

panthers are just melanated jaguars

My neighbor used to have a bobcat and then just let him out one day

Fucker terrorized the county

good

texas vs kentucky

whats the experts opinion?

which texas

um what are the texas'

north texas, east texas, west texas, south texas, austin

the good one

i'm going to the dallas area

but not dallas

whatever that is

dallas would be noth central

DALLAS?!

lol i was wondering when the KOTH memes were coming

i'm moving to ARLEN

PROPANE and PROPANE ACCESORIES

arlen I believe was an amalgamation of 4 dallas suburbs

mike judge has hinted at a return for king of the hill

arlen is basically Denton

I dont think thats a good idea, but Id still watch it

maybe gainesvill

Garland, Richardson, Arlington and Allen.

according to wikipedia

🇺🇸

i've already started applying for jobs

one of them in denton county pays double what i'm making here for the exact same job

fuck i've been getting ripped off

whats the good texas biome? @B|ack|ce

east is the south, west is cow country, north is agriculture, south is mexicans, and austin is every filthy urbanite meme city in the usa

houston is full of niggers, avoid

so east?

yeah houston is east

is being full of black people integral to the southern identity now

thats the cities in a nutshell

ok but which one is the least worse

i would vote for north or west myself

north if you want some cities near you, west if you want sparseness

near is relative

near in texas is an hour drive 😃

yeah thats what I mean

is dallas good?

i decided on the northern outskirts of dallas because i work in IT and its easier to get jobs

i believe denton is a boom town right now for that kind of stuff

but that type of rep brings people with bad opinions and Cost of Living increases

Everyone who fucked up California is moving to Texas

south cali yea, north cali is going to boise

how about they keep going to colorado they already fucked denver over

denver is already fucked

so they gotta go somewhere clean

They Don’t shit where they eat quinoa soy aids salad

i cant believe they memed people into eating quinoa

that’s neat

remember when men made video games?

Boise looks like an ass factory tbh

Been there for about a year now

no

Really funny watching the Californians come in

You can just tell

They don't understand how weather works

im playing ni no kuni 2 rn

every paragraph of dialog could be reduced to single sentences

finally found my old DS in the closet yesterday

Sounds like a woman's writing

has zelda minish cap cartridge inside with a partially completed game

the art is good though (obviously)

i watched the new ghibli witch girl movie and it was dog shit

it had that redundant writing problem

when u see a black person

I think it is a girl thing

there is no coherent stride towards an over arching story

t virus, but it turns you into a muscular almost naked fetish wrestler

it's BAP

Womens march was a couple weeks ago

When are we doing the anti woman march

BAP except actually works out and is about half as gay

"haha yeah I never liked her anyways"

He only RTed her all the fucking time ironically

Ive literally never liked tara

like I said 6 months ago

I blocked her cause faggots i follow kept retweeting her

choose any random twitter bro and his content will be on par with her, shes only famous because "female know lucas room wow haha"

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wants white cock @everyone

and im gay

Latina girls are easy

im gay

https://tenor.com/view/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-representative-dancing-aoc-gif-13216290

want a fucking cookie faggot

no?

that may have been a little harsh

read DOAWK

(diary of a wimpy kid)

@everyone

fuck that im owning the libs in DS3 rn

https://discord.gg/Zub6vn come be spergs

WE PLAYING EU4

COME

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/533366948222730247/543921252117774366/SPOILER_aheago_jones.gif

fuck i've been playing minish cap for 4 hours?

jesus most of the time i was trying to figure out where i left off

So a woman gave me her number and then has been mad that I got a job the next day and have been too busy to ask her out

Like, what lol

I told this idiot I got a job and apparently treating me poorly is the best move

NICE TRY FEMALE NO ONE CARES

the only appropriate response to havnig your heart broken is to break as many females hearts as possible

Samson option but for females

https://youtu.be/pVv1VYrkG08 think I found a new boo for Spencer if Bobonick drops his ass

https://twitter.com/4YrsToday/status/1094738208544489472

@everyone

Meehhhh