Semper fatty

texas isn't landlocked

I bet shes cheating on him too

and north dakota is

make the stereotype a triple

lol

Cheating on her diet more like

texas is 4 biomes both geographically and culturally

women be like: sorry i cant swallow im watching what i eat

so when you say "Im moving to texas" you have to say which one

if he's based he should be fucking her hot younger skinny sister

how are tornadoes in texas

north dakota doesn't get tornadoes right

too far up north?

Probably

why are you afraid of tornados

listen here pal

rarely, you get pretty high winds though

Tornados aren’t even that bad

i don't get why anyone is afraid of tornadoes

tornadoes can suck my penis

fargo/moorhead is the windy cities of white pypo

Nigga just go in the basement

it's a little tiny storm that wrecks maybe half a mile

Now water spouts........water spouts can fuck right off

yet no one gives a shit about hurricanes

oh yeah hurricanes can die in a fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUaOOaTE2Fg

i have no basement at my house, fuck tornadoes come get me

FL always gets absolutely smacked

Noraa owned

Other than that it’s a good state but fucking nasty in some parts

waterspouts do not occur by their own, it's powerful aboriginal magic

Weed out the tourists

Supreme succ

if you give the abos enough petrol to drink they cant summon water spouts

Ooh yes Firewater

i was on vacation a few months back in north florida lots of wypipo

base AF

florida is a big no no

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